I just went in a helicopter
It was good. Nobody burnt my neck.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 12:54, archived)

i'm a bit wary of helicopters
they seem a bit flimsy
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 13:04, archived)

this one was proper flimsy
made out of paper mache and Fairy bottles
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 16:45, archived)

Was there sticky backed plastic?

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 18:09, archived)

there was by the time I'd finished

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 18:31, archived)

I bet there was, YDOB

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 18:33, archived)

Sticky black spastic was the punch line about Jordans kid appearing on blue peter

( mongychops, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 20:34, archived)

Classy

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 20:42, archived)

Why were you in a helicopter anyway?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 13:14, archived)

birds eye view of Warsaw
birthday gift
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 16:45, archived)

Geezer at work has a decent drone.
We got it several hundred meters up.

We were trying to get it round Finnieston cran and back.

Poor battery life though.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 17:05, archived)

i bet you were, you dirty old bollocks

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 17:26, archived)

noice

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 17:33, archived)

^all about the choppers

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 13:16, archived)

*ride of the valkyries*

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 16:46, archived)

+side
helicopter man
( $$ ✅, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 13:42, archived)

urgh gay

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 17:08, archived)

smells of poo in here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 13:57, archived)

he who smelt it dealt it

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 17:08, archived)

i.ytimg.com/vi/8CC1Km8Q2yU/maxresdefault.jpg
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 14:22, archived)

not frinkiac, not interested

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 17:09, archived)

come on, Iceland!
I need this
( $$ ✅, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 15:29, archived)

Hoooo

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 17:09, archived)

You're fucked

( mongychops, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 17:34, archived)

yep ;(

( $$ ✅, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 17:38, archived)

Missed pen ffs

( mongychops, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 17:42, archived)

terrible

( $$ ✅, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 17:42, archived)

I just hope Nigeria do the argies

( mongychops, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 18:30, archived)

I hope so
put the bastards out of their misery. They don't even look like they want to be there.
( $$ ✅, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 18:36, archived)

Nope, disinterested in the whole thing

( mongychops, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 18:47, archived)

ff i
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 18:51, archived)

Was it one with guns and stuff on it?
Not interested in civil aircraft, sorry.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 15:36, archived)

you're not interested in civil anything, you oik

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 15:37, archived)

Grrrmachine was hanging out the side with a machine gun
gunning down poor people in Kraków
( $$ ✅, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 15:37, archived)

It had THESE guns m8
*flexes*
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 17:10, archived)

Grr in helecopter, search fi marijuana

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 15:52, archived)

I'm at an ale festival.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 17:06, archived)

pulled anything good?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 17:11, archived)

^ time to get ale

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 18:52, archived)

I guess that's it
pack your shit and fuck off home
( $$ ✅, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 11:42, archived)

way ahead of you

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 11:51, archived)

pack some spare knickers

( $$ ✅, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 12:04, archived)

6 pairs
just in case
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 12:16, archived)

im already home

(hmmmm, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 12:00, archived)

can I come over?

( $$ ✅, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 12:04, archived)

I'm going to curl one out on the floor before I leave

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 12:07, archived)

I think I'll leave before you

( $$ ✅, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 12:13, archived)

Okey doke

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 12:27, archived)

Pub time for footy

( mongychops, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 12:31, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 5:50, archived)

Might go crabbing

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Jun 2018, 7:58, archived)

Two Hats can't come
he got too high on doobs
( $$ ✅, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 8:06, archived)

TH was gonna go crabbing with you until he got high
he was gonna drive the minibus but then he got high
now we're all stuck here at work and I know why
'cause he got high
because he got high
because he got high
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 8:55, archived)

Another Skee-lo classic!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 9:00, archived)

racist

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 9:21, archived)

All rappers look alike to me.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 9:39, archived)

look sound
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 9:58, archived)

Morning has broken like the first morning
Blackbird has spoken like the first bird
Praise for the singing
Praise for the morning
Praise for them springing fresh from the world
( $$ ✅, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 8:06, archived)

We used to sing that
at school assemblies. Also 'heal the world' which in hindsight could be viewed as a bit creepy.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 22 Jun 2018, 8:26, archived)

and now your not allowed to sing any hymns in school assemblies for fear of offending muslims

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 9:22, archived)

Is that real?
I hope that's not real. Mahbub was a Muslim and I'm sure he used to sing hymns with us.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 22 Jun 2018, 10:24, archived)

mahbub ain't going to muslim heaven then
unless he was using it as a cover story while he was secretly plotting to blow you all up
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 10:34, archived)

He was the only 10 year
old in my school to have a full beard.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 22 Jun 2018, 12:09, archived)

all nursery rhymes have been banned too
you couldn't make it up
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 10:34, archived)

your grrr's got a little machine
you're the grrrmachine
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 8:38, archived)

howdy
gonna be a scorcher today i reckon
(hmmmm, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 8:40, archived)

I feel you phoned this one in.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 9:29, archived)

grrry's commitment to morning threads is such that, even if it means coming back this afternoon to do so, he will still respond to most of the replies

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 9:35, archived)

unless he died just after posting the thread
in which case, condolences to whoever cared about him etc.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 9:36, archived)

Gunticular morningables.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 9:42, archived)

I'm having a shocker
Woke up at about 1 this morning in the street. No shoes, no underwear, just a skirt pulled up like a dress. Only neighbour awake had no credit, so I had to crash on his couch and go to another neighbour at 8 to call a locksmith. Feet are killing me. Stupid sleepwalking!
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 10:07, archived)

Cor blimey, guv'nor.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 10:12, archived)

Alien abduction, you mark my words.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 10:35, archived)

I don't feel probed

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 10:47, archived)

_{Growin' up you don't see the writing on the wall
Passin' by, movin' straight ahead you knew it all
But maybe sometime if you feel the pain,
You'll find you're all alone everything has changed
Play the game you know you can't quit until it's won
Soldier of only you can do what must be done
You know, in some ways you're a lot like me
You're just a prisoner, and you're tryin' to break free
I can see a new horizon underneath the blazing sky
I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher
Gonna be your man in motion
All I need is a pair of wheels
Take me where the future's lying St. Elmo's fire
Burning up don't know just how far that I can go
Soon be home only just a few miles down the road
And I can make it, I know I can
You broke the boy in me, but you won't break the man
I can see a new horizon underneath the blazing sky
I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher
Gonna be your man in motion
All I need is a pair of wheels
Take me where the future's lying St. Elmo's fire
I can climb the highest mountain, cross the widest sea
I can feel St. Elmo's fire burning in me, burning in me
Just once in his life a man has his time
And my time is now I'm comin' alive
I can hear the music playin' I can see the banners fly
Feel like a vet again. I hope I ain't high
Gonna be your man in motion
All I need is a pair of wheels
Take me where the future's lying St. Elmo's fire
I can see a new horizon underneath the blazing sky
I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher
Gonna be your man in motion
All I need is a pair of wheels
Take me where the future's lying St. Elmo's fire
I can climb the highest mountain, cross the widest sea
I can feel St. Elmo's fire burning in me, burning in me
I can feel burning, uh uh inside of me}

( $$ ✅, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 10:45, archived)

pbs.twimg.com/media/CPXtWS8WIAAxE3k?format=jpg
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 10:55, archived)

Parklife

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 10:55, archived)

The lyrics to a song
Posted on a moribund flebsite
In small text
For some reason.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 10:59, archived)

if this doesn't bring him back then we might as well shut it all down at midnight tonight

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 11:01, archived)

everyone needs to click it to get it to the top of the popular page to keep it visible

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 11:03, archived)

yes

( $$ ✅, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 11:16, archived)

he'
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 11:19, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 6:31, archived)

alright, "the longest day of the year"

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 7:00, archived)

Have a listen to Solstafir (Sun Letters) then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8n8Uy5KmvU
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 7:24, archived)

I prefer music from Poland
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvGPAVTYfXI&t=
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 7:51, archived)

like a lot of Polish music
it's basically a great tribute to what everyone else has already done. Mgla is just pre-murder Burzum with better production skills.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 7:58, archived)

that comment actually makes sense

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 8:05, archived)

although this has had me crying with laughter today
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4FaJjtoO1c
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 8:06, archived)

didn't see no Tyskie :(

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 8:12, archived)

it's just a generic lager
the Ksice sub-brand is nice though
EDIT: fucking hell, half the letters from the name are missing because of the shit coding on this site. ksiazece.pl
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 8:14, archived)

Are women not allowed in pubs in Poland then?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 10:00, archived)

I've never even seen a pub here that looks like any of the ones in these ads

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 10:43, archived)

aren't the low production values all part of burzum's appeal?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 8:31, archived)

I remember that being part of the comments around what's kvlt and what's not
but tinny flat drums ruin a lot of black metal for me
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 8:33, archived)

You sure it's that,
and not the fact that it sounds like some orcs being tortured to death by some other, bigger orcs?
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 10:34, archived)

Varg Vikernes' earlier musical nom de plum was Count Grisnakh
so it's deliberate
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 10:43, archived)

Yes I know that.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 10:45, archived)

Point still stands.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 10:52, archived)

who doesn't want a slice of orc with their music?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 10:57, archived)

wrongest gay of the queers more like

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 11:29, archived)

Yeah.
I suppose it is.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 7:00, archived)

it's the morning of all mornings mate

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 7:24, archived)

Morning
Another day of fuckery awaits
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 7:39, archived)

what exactly are you learning at this workshop malarky?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 7:39, archived)

Don't let them make you team leader
And I'm old enough to be everyone else's mum
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 7:42, archived)

I quite like being a team leader
People look up to me as an expert but I'm not actually responsible for anything
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 7:57, archived)

I'm meant to show leadership qualities
But I'm dealing with a lad who thinks we're being ruled from a secret military base on the moon.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 8:11, archived)

"The guys on the moon told me to tell you to buck your ideas up and crack on"

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 8:19, archived)

He keeps arguing with a flat earth girl
Who believes that cats stalk her so they can yawn at her
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 8:47, archived)

I think these people need mental help before they need a job
Also, I wonder if long term unemployment and prolonged exposure to the internet causes these things.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:11, archived)

Maybe she's so boring she's actually right?

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 11:25, archived)

wake up it's a beautiful morning
something, something, something something.
( $$ ✅, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 8:10, archived)

is that the lightning seeds or the boo radleys?
cos I despise both
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 8:17, archived)

I have no idea

( $$ ✅, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 8:21, archived)

The 90s called and asked that you pay more attention.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:03, archived)

Boom boom boom let me here you say way-ooh

( mongychops, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 8:20, archived)

WAY OHHHH

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 8:22, archived)

feel the sun shining for your eyes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 8:31, archived)

a fucking appaling travesty of a band

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 8:34, archived)

I disagree
the ubiquity of that particular song has done them a disservice
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 8:48, archived)

you just wish you were skinny

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 8:52, archived)

see now that is a great album

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 8:55, archived)

if you're a massive bent who went deaf from all the bumming, sure

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:01, archived)

Might go crabbing

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:12, archived)

I thought they'd be easy to find among your ginger pubes

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:19, archived)

I'm basically hairless from the neck down due to a fire when I was young.
It's like you don't know me at all
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:21, archived)

Alright, Johnny Storm.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:33, archived)

I don't want to know you from the neck down

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:33, archived)

about time

( $$ ✅, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:19, archived)

Twohats said he was up for it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:21, archived)

good
he's driving the minibus
( $$ ✅, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:23, archived)

Croyde beach. 11.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:32, archived)

is there time to buy a 99, with or without a flake?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:34, archived)

Sure

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:36, archived)

It's not a 99 if it doesn't have a flake.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:37, archived)

this is cheeseburgers all over again

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:49, archived)

A "99 without a flake" would be like a cheeseburger without cheese.
Unless we want to get really pedantic and argue that "99" is actually just the half length flake that Cadbury sell for pushing into ice cream? I don't think we do, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:56, archived)

don't tell me what to think

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:59, archived)

99 is the ice cream, 99 with a flake is an ice cream with a flake in it.
Monster munch is a complete and utter moron
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Jun 2018, 10:00, archived)

much as it pains me to say it, monster munch is right about this one
your second statement remains true though
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 10:06, archived)

Good enough for me.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 10:17, archived)

The Grauniad doesn't make mistakes:
By 1930, Cadbury's was selling half-length Flake "99s" specifically for prodding into Mr Whippy, or his equivalent.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 10:22, archived)

"Sweet spumy lather"?
Is this 'Will Self does ice cream'?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 10:28, archived)

Could be 6 paragraphs of "monster munch is a fucking moron" for all I skimmed over it for the relevant reference.
Reading is hard.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 10:36, archived)

the grauniad is a bastion of appalling garbage blogs tarted up as journalism
and that article is three scoops of freshly chilled dogshit with raspberry syrup on top.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 10:42, archived)

Oh, I'll agree with this.
You and Windy are still wrong about ice cream, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 10:56, archived)

yeah, my old ice cream van bloke charged more for a 99 if you wanted a flake in it

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 10:26, archived)

That's 'cos you idiots wouldn't order properly.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 10:30, archived)

the real money was in dealing drugs to children under the guise of selling ice creams

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 10:40, archived)

no way is he going out in this heat
you missed your chance yesterday
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:24, archived)

It's pretty mild here, and I've got a cool bag of frozen beef jerky for him to stay cool

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:32, archived)

what's the vegetarian option?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:50, archived)

Drink the sea water

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Jun 2018, 9:59, archived)

couldn't you at least provide some vegan beers?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 10:06, archived)

I had to source some vegan beer for a wedding once.
It was a fucking pain in the arse.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Jun 2018, 10:23, archived)

it's pretty easy now though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 10:38, archived)

Spectacular eruption of Thursday.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 10:00, archived)

my world cup is over :(
is anything over for you? are you glad? or not?
( vladimir, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 17:30, archived)

sorry vlad
luck of the draw
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 17:49, archived)

I am proud of the lads and the effort they put in, it's a shame but they done their best, and what more can any of us do

( vladimir, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 18:10, archived)

don't be sad it's over
be glad it happened
( $$ ✅, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 18:15, archived)

#blessed

( vladimir, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 18:23, archived)

right back achoo

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 21:12, archived)

My old university radio station rebranded
and basically ended the legacy I established 18 years ago. I'm blaming manolith.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 18:22, archived)

radio Grrr Grrr

( vladimir, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 18:24, archived)

was Pure, now Victory

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 18:26, archived)

Sounds like a brand of soap m8.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 18:32, archived)

fully in line with the inexorable movement of the whole world towards a resurgent jingoism and pugnaciousness, what could possibly go wrong

( vladimir, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 18:34, archived)

thank you
*flicks Vs*
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 21:08, archived)

It's never over, it lives in our hearts and minds, come on Iran

( mongychops, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 18:49, archived)

amen

( $$ ✅, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 18:50, archived)

I mean allahu akbar

( $$ ✅, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 18:50, archived)

Alsoran more like, he'.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 18:56, archived)

oh i swear (what he man)

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 21:12, archived)

crabbing at windy's
I was too late for a space in TH's car :(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 19:05, archived)

it's a source of frustration
missing out on crustaceans
no space in the cab
means no catching crabs
( vladimir, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 20:04, archived)

a later elation
an anticipation
it's all that you hoped for
now the world is your lobster
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 22:25, archived)

I don't think my team has even played yet
or if they have, no one has mentioned it
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 19:08, archived)

All teams have played

( mongychops, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 19:16, archived)

no one mentioned it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 19:18, archived)

you got Ipswich Town

( $$ ✅, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 19:19, archived)

YES!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 19:46, archived)

that's good, right?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 19:50, archived)

they'll destroy the opposition with their tractor beams

( vladimir, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 20:04, archived)

i can't believe you managed to make a joke about ipswich town f.c.

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 21:10, archived)

I wonder if I've won, yet?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 20:30, archived)

what really matters is how much fun we've all had taking part

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 20:53, archived)

making farts, more like

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 21:15, archived)

you got switzerland
they drew with brazil, somehow
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 21:14, archived)

at the end of the day it's a game of two halves

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 21:56, archived)

my world cup is over too vlad, saudi arabia, tears were shed

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 19:17, archived)

so much for the so-called arab spring
( vladimir, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 20:06, archived)

i'm not bitter

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 21:31, archived)

borrow the danes whenever you like, the offers still open

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 22:27, archived)

cheers, the danes it is then, GO DANELAND!!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 0:04, archived)

Just seen on Facebook:
"If Morocco shot Tupac, he'd still be alive."
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 19:28, archived)

pffft

( vladimir, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 20:01, archived)

I did a surfing. I wasn't very good and I looked fat in my wetsuit

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Jun 2018, 19:58, archived)

Better that than looking wet in your fatsuit.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 19:59, archived)

EVERYBODY would look fat in a wetsuit, stay strong

( vladimir, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 20:07, archived)

s1.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20071
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 21:17, archived)

I tried body boarding, last year.
None of that undignified "standing up" for me.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 20:31, archived)

Better than my ex in a wetsuit
Instant cameltoe
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 20:53, archived)

Your ex was a lady?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 21:03, archived)

No
And that's why it looked so weird
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 21:41, archived)

A day of dealing with morons
But they'll still be there tomorrow
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 20:03, archived)

the morons'll come out, tomorron

( vladimir, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 20:05, archived)

Why are these juvenile drama queens monopolising our television?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 21:07, archived)

lol sad

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 21:09, archived)

fucking tragic m8

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 21:17, archived)

another graduate of the real madrid drama school

( $$ ✅, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 21:24, archived)

anyone else up for going to Windy's for some crabbing?

( $$ ✅, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 15:31, archived)

I'm up for a pinch if you are

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 15:43, archived)

two hats is driving

( $$ ✅, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 15:51, archived)

oh god, it'll take AAAAGES

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 17:14, archived)

Spare me your Spongebob fanfic.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 15:48, archived)

how bout you pull my plonker

( $$ ✅, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 15:52, archived)

Triffic!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 16:04, archived)

I always used to go grabbing when down Margate in the swimming pool thing

( mongychops, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 15:54, archived)

sounds better
sign me up
( $$ ✅, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 15:56, archived)

Dunno if the pools still there

( mongychops, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 16:17, archived)

^ Phantom Groper of Margate

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 15:57, archived)

The Lido?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 16:53, archived)

The one on the beach, is it still there ?

( mongychops, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 16:59, archived)

maybe, haven't been on the actual beach in donkey's years
the locals all go elsewhere
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 17:11, archived)

will there be booze?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 16:44, archived)

defo

( $$ ✅, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 16:49, archived)

i'm in

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 16:53, archived)

I'm going in a helicopter this week
Been in any exciting machines?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:21, archived)

I've been in this.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:23, archived)

this this
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:29, archived)

light aircraft
that's it
( $$ ✅, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:31, archived)

how light are we talking?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:45, archived)

www.funlearning.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/TBR0124E.jpg
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 12:35, archived)

cessna

( $$ ✅, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 12:48, archived)

Bullet train

( mongychops, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:33, archived)

what was it like?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:45, archived)

Went with a bang.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:48, archived)

Fast and for an hour or so full of Latin americans, also all the seats face forward, but at the end of the line they get spun round, I span my row round during the trip and the Japanese people were aghast

( mongychops, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:50, archived)

you blew their little nippon minds

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:52, archived)

They're nuts
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-44492611
( mongychops, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 12:08, archived)

Only had them in me.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:33, archived)

I thank you for your hospitality

( $$ ✅, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:34, archived)

lol, fucklift!

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:46, archived)

I'm flying on the A380 in a few months
and I'll be drinking in the bar on-board :)
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:38, archived)

I don't think you've got enough chest hair to drink in a place like that

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:46, archived)

there's even a shower on it too!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:59, archived)

do you have to be in first or business class to get trollied in that bar

(hmmmm, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 12:09, archived)

yes of course, I always turn LEFT Darlings!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 12:30, archived)

Yer, 2.8 Granada

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:45, archived)

Ghia Injection with fake wood interior?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:47, archived)

nah it's just the way these trousers hang

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:49, archived)

there was nothing fake about the wood trim in those old Fords

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:50, archived)

I smashed up plenty of Granadas on the banger track, good times

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:48, archived)

up
+d a
on up
track
( broadsword w⚓, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:52, archived)

most of them have titanium hips at that age, makes things easier

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:56, archived)

ive been for a ride in brother's lada a few times

(hmmmm, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 12:04, archived)

Riva? Niva? Tavria?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 12:11, archived)

i dont remember, i was but a wee lad
it was highly uncomfortable
(hmmmm, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 12:14, archived)

i o
a
( broadsword w⚓, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 12:17, archived)

fuck
maybe I should have put a bet on Ronaldo getting the golden boot this world cup
( $$ ✅, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 13:04, archived)

I missed this down here , good goal

( mongychops, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 13:06, archived)

Submarine

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 14:01, archived)

Was it yellow?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 14:19, archived)

No
It was an old military one in dry dock
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 15:26, archived)

Yes

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Jun 2018, 14:10, archived)

been crabbing?

( $$ ✅, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 14:13, archived)

I'm taking no reply as yes

( $$ ✅, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 14:36, archived)

Morning.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 6:59, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 7:18, archived)

Don't want work today.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 20 Jun 2018, 7:31, archived)

I'm not in the most productive mood either
it's too fucking hot already
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 7:33, archived)

I'm unfortunately in the situation at the moment where if I'm not productive things don't happen and everyone starts shouting. I wish I worked in a bookshop. They all look so calm.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 20 Jun 2018, 8:07, archived)

It's thoughts like that that made me give up the rat race to go work in a music shop specialising in string and wind instruments
nowhere near as calm as you'd think tho, it's non stop sax and violins
( broadsword w⚓, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 9:43, archived)

I quit my highly stressful job as a brain surgeon to help the trans community
I set up my own surgery to help people make the transition from male to female, but all my skills with the knife were for naught. Working on nads is nothing like working on brains, and the end result was a ball in a 'jina shop.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 9:55, archived)

Morning
Woke up in the wrong bed again
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 7:30, archived)

Is this a regular occurrence?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 7:31, archived)

it is if you're a massive slut

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 7:33, archived)

Those were the days

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 8:17, archived)

Yes
Bloody sleepwalking, this is why I have to put the deadbolt on before I go to bed, I've been known to wander
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 7:51, archived)

Ahh, I see.
I've woken up in the 'wrong bed' on a few occasions recently, the bed in question being the slightly-too-comfortable-for-its-own-good couch.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 7:56, archived)

I got rid of the couch
Because the arms were too high to be comfy to sleep on. Now I've got a bed in the living room so even if I do wander, I still wake up in bed.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 8:16, archived)

Makes sense.
I slept on a couch at a mate's house once that was ever so slightly too short, which fecked up my knees for a couple of days afterwards.

#couchchat.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 8:17, archived)

I've got a sofa that folds out into a bed
but the foam under the two halves has distorted so now there's a massive gap you fall in to whenever you try to sleep on it.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 8:25, archived)

it's hard to imagine why this place died on its arse

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 8:32, archived)

Uh oh, looks like someone's
put their 'futon' it!

I hate myself.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 20 Jun 2018, 9:25, archived)

the feeling is mutual

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 9:29, archived)

I'd prefer that to these bloody train station benches
Everything in the waiting room stinks of piss
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 8:43, archived)

oh, all my sofas stink of piss
#toddlerchat
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 8:44, archived)

How have the polish press reacted to that defeat by Senegal?

( mongychops, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 8:59, archived)

I'm betting there was plenty of the ol' lolracism.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 9:03, archived)

scontent-frx5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/35653244_1079809128824085_4868506379620450304_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=d448a0d6fca8231a3f2d456635a18cd9&oe=5BACF62F
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 9:14, archived)

no just having a shit hahaha like that joke!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 8:31, archived)

hey

( $$ ✅, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 8:45, archived)

Should be plenty of goals today , might have a bet 10+

( mongychops, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 9:03, archived)

defo, some strong teams against crap ones
I bet the saudis get hammered again
( $$ ✅, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 9:05, archived)

I've got iran in the pub sweep, I'll be cheering them on

( mongychops, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 9:08, archived)

morning

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 9:47, archived)

Dearest b

( mongychops, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 9:51, archived)

sweetest m

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 10:00, archived)

I'm in Waterloo.
Haha, "loo"! Those wacky londoners, eh?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 9:59, archived)

my my

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 10:07, archived)

knowing you, this was probably supposed to say Watford

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 10:09, archived)

Lol, "wat", like teh m3m3z.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 10:21, archived)

New thread please.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 11:04, archived)

blimey the football update
some more matches have happened, producing good and bad results for the people who randomly selected the associated teams

prediction: this will continue to happen
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 23:11, archived)

'if it had gone in the net it would have been a goal'

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 23:31, archived)

i knew it :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Jun 2018, 4:12, archived)

I might not respond, just pushing that prick down the board
alright
( mongychops, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 21:10, archived)

alright mongy!

( vladimir, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 21:18, archived)

My little vladicup

( mongychops, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 21:39, archived)

there's no need for any building up
it'll only result in letting down
( vladimir, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 21:40, archived)

These wasabi peas are fierce.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 22:33, archived)

For McBeef - a trip to 2005!
Enjoy. www.b3ta.com/talk/1339534
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 13:48, archived)

Look at all those old usernames no-one gives a fuck about any more
Clairebear, Bob Todd, Dave Trouser...
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 13:54, archived)

maybe they forgot about this site

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 14:12, archived)

I just remembered

( stevierar, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 16:51, archived)

welcome back, m8, see you in 15 years, 10 months and 16 days

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 17:09, archived)

that sounds about right
I updated my password too, so I'll probably never be able to sign in again
( stevierar, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 18:36, archived)

Nice hyperlink.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 13:56, archived)

I like to make people work for it these days.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 13:57, archived)

and god knows, you're hard work

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 14:13, archived)

or an
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 15:50, archived)

fan it these days?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 18:54, archived)

Fan it hard.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 19:00, archived)

congrats to Japan

( $$ ✅, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 14:53, archived)

Cops are out in force
worldcams.tv/cities/tokyo-shibuya-crossing
( mongychops, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 14:57, archived)

no kidding

( $$ ✅, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 14:59, archived)

anyone been kicking off in Russia?
I saw the clip of the cabbie mounting the pavement but that's all
( $$ ✅, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 15:00, archived)

No that I've seen, heard about a couple of French bents being attacked but nothing in the press

( mongychops, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 15:02, archived)

maybe you should try the
French press
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 16:23, archived)

youtu.be/JMK6lzmSk2o
( mongychops, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 17:15, archived)

I was there in 2002 and that entire crossing was blocked when japan beat russia

( mongychops, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 15:01, archived)

they don't get mad and smash shit up though?

( $$ ✅, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 15:06, archived)

Nah in fact many were waiting for the green man before running into the middle of the road and jumping about, I was quite the celebrity in my england shirt dancing with them

( mongychops, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 15:17, archived)

they do love us round eyes

( $$ ✅, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 15:19, archived)

School buses would stop in kyoto so the toddlers could see an actual live white man

( mongychops, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 15:20, archived)

Hey! I had them in the sweepstake!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 15:54, archived)

Fuck, that's me off to a bad start then

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 20:48, archived)

why don't we get a time machine?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 15:51, archived)

I got one tomorrow,
but it's going to break, yesterday.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 16:15, archived)

watch out for paradoxes

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 16:55, archived)

I think we're all forgetting the immortal words of Joni Mitchell
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got
'Till it's gone
( $$ ✅, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 17:37, archived)

morning?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 8:30, archived)

Hello

( mongychops, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 8:38, archived)

bit quiet innit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 8:40, archived)

Everybody's dead, let's trash the place

( mongychops, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 8:46, archived)

ok

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 8:47, archived)

fuck it, i'm in

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 8:56, archived)

This sounds like a job for PR1CKB0T

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 10:11, archived)

no. nothing does.

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 11:44, archived)

I reckon he'd be much better at your job.
Mine too, for that matter.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 12:59, archived)

yes

( $$ ✅, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 8:49, archived)

thanks scouse

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 9:05, archived)

Yes, the daylight kind of gives it away

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 8:51, archived)

terrible bullying of winter

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 9:03, archived)

ị.ị.ị.ị.ị.ị.ị.ị.ị.ị.ị.ị.ị.ị.ị.ị.ị.ị.ị.ị.ị.ị.ị.ị.ị.͉

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 9:01, archived)

oh
well that was disappointing
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 9:02, archived)

life is

( $$ ✅, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 9:20, archived)

pretty sure this'll work
click here to see tangles' hard work
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 9:27, archived)

Might go to the beach again

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Jun 2018, 9:18, archived)

take a parasol

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 9:23, archived)

Why are there even more fewer people than usual at the moment?
Surely the sodding football isn't on in the morning?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 9:58, archived)

Without TH, most people won't bother.
He was a cornerstonè
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Jun 2018, 10:28, archived)

Might photoshop a picture of William Hague with a spliff
That would be well lol
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 10:34, archived)

Cheers lol

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 10:51, archived)

that'll get front paged

( $$ ✅, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 11:38, archived)

morning

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 10:50, archived)

Morning all
Been a while, thought I'd pop back
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 10:50, archived)

I wouldn't bother

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 10:56, archived)

FFS
Just got a call from a 'Senior Recruitment Consultant' at a company based in Solihull and the bint could barely speak English. What's the point of calling people when you can't make yourself understood and you can't understand the person to whom you're talking?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 11:29, archived)

i'd say the point was that somehow hired her to do the job, and she probably desperately needed a job
don't hate the player, etc
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 11:49, archived)

As someone who has been in that position on several occasions, I understand the situation.
It's no longer surprising to me when people who work at call centres have a less than spectacular grasp of the language in which they have to work. Seeing it in a senior recruitment consultant is more surprising, and whoever hired her did a poor job of vetting her, because her poor English is literally preventing her doing her job.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 11:54, archived)

I had a nice day at the beach.
Footballs on. Lads lads lads.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Jun 2018, 19:06, archived)

I'm moving, I'm coming
Can you hear what I hear
It's calling you, my dear
Out of reach (Take me to my beach)
( $$ ✅, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 19:08, archived)

En-ger-land
#football
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 19:09, archived)

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

( $$ ✅, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 19:11, archived)

wank

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 19:50, archived)

Might go down the beach this weekend

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 20:10, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7YpAxeu7t8
( vladimir, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 22:15, archived)

Ah, innocent times.
Reminds me of Die Feuerzangenbowle, in which no-one bats an eyelid when a fortysomething professor returns to school and joins a class of teenagers.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 22:23, archived)

vielen dank fur diesen film, ich werde es sehen

( vladimir, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 22:30, archived)

Gern geschehen.
One of 1944's cheerier films, described by Georg Seeßlen as "a masterpiece of timeless, cheerful escapism".
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 23:01, archived)

Alright?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 13:49, archived)

Haha! YEAH!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 13:55, archived)

No trick questions, please.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 13:57, archived)

i dunno, you tell me

( $$ ✅, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 13:58, archived)

Shan't.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 14:09, archived)

Yeah , in the pub

( mongychops, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 14:31, archived)

ale and nuts?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 14:33, archived)

Stella and fuck all, might get some wings in a bit, gonna be a long day , engerrrrrrrland

( mongychops, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 14:35, archived)

am I missing a good game?

( $$ ✅, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 14:35, archived)

Nah shite

( mongychops, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 14:35, archived)

I missed the portugal spain game
I was out
( $$ ✅, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 14:37, archived)

I'd watch it back, great game

( mongychops, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 14:38, archived)

Come on Panama

( mongychops, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 16:00, archived)

Say what you like about Facebook,
but they have given me the option to unfollow for 30 days only a French news channel that was shitting out football stories (including pop-ups) onto my wall at an Augean rate.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 14:51, archived)

yeah,
finished early and there was no sign of Captain Shitpants
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 15:11, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 6:51, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 6:53, archived)

alright smashers
what are you up to today?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 7:12, archived)

First day of my pre-employment course
Hopefully I won't have to make bridges out of straws and paper
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 7:19, archived)

set it on fire and scream
I CAME HERE TO BURN BRIDGES, NOT BUILD THEM
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 7:30, archived)

If I thought I could get away with it, I would

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 7:31, archived)

Bobby! Should I take 'em to the bridge? (Go ahead!)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 8:45, archived)

pacific state

( $$ ✅, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 8:08, archived)

pacific rim, more like

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 8:09, archived)

pacifically speaking

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 9:06, archived)

Tuvalu

( $$ ✅, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 9:11, archived)

808

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 9:23, archived)

Get up, (get on up)
Get up, (get on up)
Stay on the scene, (get on up), like a Grrrmachine, (get on up)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 8:45, archived)

I'm scene all over, xX_mate_Xx

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 8:48, archived)

Hello there my love

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Jun 2018, 9:58, archived)

lovurrr, not love
get the accent roight
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 9:59, archived)

i see Theresa May is still a bellend

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 20:14, archived)

bellend strong & stable leader
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 21:34, archived)

my bellend is pretty strong and stable

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 21:43, archived)

sorry, i meant 'pretty, strong and stable'

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 21:43, archived)

That's given me a working majority, iykwim.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 21:54, archived)

Alright, Owen Jones.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 22:07, archived)

Owen Jones is also a bit of a bellend tbh

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 0:33, archived)

Yeah.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 1:49, archived)

she votes like a butterfly, she's strong and stable like a bee

( vladimir, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 22:55, archived)

if a bee stood still on a table,
and that table wasn't at all wobbly
( vladimir, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 22:56, archived)

you only have to take one look
at the make-up thick and bright
to know that things might not be going well or entirely right
but never mind! buck up, pipe down! There's no need to be worried!
these are negotiations that should not be rushed or hurried
there's loads of time to mess about, to dally and to dilly
don't fret if you think that we might all look just a LITTLE BIT SILLY
Settle back, enjoy the sight of the nation state resplendent
the well-oiled machine smoothly running, upon which we are all dependent
All will be FINE! forget the moaners, pants wetters and reds,
we'll come out of this in charge of the world, sleep soundly in your beds
But maybe, even though you know we'll always be the tops
Pop a couple of extra tins per week in your trolley when you head round the shops
We can take it! Gird your loins, and brace for 2019!
Full steam ahead! The glorious future is brightly shining!
( vladimir, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 23:05, archived)