I don't want to cause a schism
but we all know who starts the morning threads round here
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 7:30, archived)
but we all know who starts the morning threads round here
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 7:30, archived)
Did the Polish internet manager forget to put a coin in the slot this morning?
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 7:48, archived)
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my mum had the Innocent Man album on loop throughout my childhood
I'm traumatised now
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 8:51, archived)
I'm traumatised now
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 8:51, archived)
damn straight
rattling around Thanet in an Austin metro with only Billy Joel for company is hardly the stuff of Enid Blyton.
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 9:20, archived)
rattling around Thanet in an Austin metro with only Billy Joel for company is hardly the stuff of Enid Blyton.
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 9:20, archived)
Gareth Southgate's red and white army , bring your vodka and your charlie
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 9:57, archived)
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Aye, not so bad.
It's going to be crazy hectic until lunchtime and then I can crash and chill out. How's your good self?
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 6:28, archived)
It's going to be crazy hectic until lunchtime and then I can crash and chill out. How's your good self?
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 6:28, archived)
I have an appointment with a 87 year old man which will include a free lunch \o/
after that my weekend starts. and the weekend promises Belgian beer called "Delirium Tremens". it's got a pink elephant logo. lolo. last night I had beer called "Prazubr", some Polish beer Grrrski will know more about.
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 6:43, archived)
after that my weekend starts. and the weekend promises Belgian beer called "Delirium Tremens". it's got a pink elephant logo. lolo. last night I had beer called "Prazubr", some Polish beer Grrrski will know more about.
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 6:43, archived)
Ah yes, you can even get Delirium Tremens on tap in some places over here.
Enjoy.
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 6:52, archived)
Enjoy.
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 6:52, archived)
Never heard of Prazubr
but it basically translates to Great-grandfather-Bison, or steppe bison if you want to be serious
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 7:31, archived)
but it basically translates to Great-grandfather-Bison, or steppe bison if you want to be serious
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 7:31, archived)
This could be my last day with pterodactyl girl and boy stupid
As it's interview day tomorrow. I know it's not a nice thing to say, but I really hope neither of them get the job
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 7:12, archived)
As it's interview day tomorrow. I know it's not a nice thing to say, but I really hope neither of them get the job
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 7:12, archived)
I think you're allowed to appeal to the cosmic sense of equity that idiots should not reap the fruit of the capable through pity or happenstance.
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 7:23, archived)
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Even if she does get the job
Pterodactyl girl won't be there long. She hates being told what to do, she's sullen, she's aggressive, she swears constantly and her timekeeping is a joke
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 7:30, archived)
Pterodactyl girl won't be there long. She hates being told what to do, she's sullen, she's aggressive, she swears constantly and her timekeeping is a joke
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 7:30, archived)
Learn how to report that like a manager:
Pterodactyl girl does not recognise the command chain, and this is reflected in her attitude. She does not enjoy working with others, requires additional training regarding appropriate communication techniques, and needs significant improvement regarding her approach to deadlines.
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 7:50, archived)
Pterodactyl girl does not recognise the command chain, and this is reflected in her attitude. She does not enjoy working with others, requires additional training regarding appropriate communication techniques, and needs significant improvement regarding her approach to deadlines.
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 7:50, archived)
That will become clear at her interview
She only opens her mouth to change feet
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 7:59, archived)
She only opens her mouth to change feet
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 7:59, archived)
She also has wings formed by a skin and muscle membrane stretching from her elongated fourth finger to her hind limbs... the bitch.
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 8:25, archived)
that's probably enough of that
here's an updated doveston memorial cup table, you slaaags
i guess i'll do one of these every so often, and every day once we're past the group stage
i.imgur.com/fAgPcOc.png
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 17:47, archived)
here's an updated doveston memorial cup table, you slaaags
i guess i'll do one of these every so often, and every day once we're past the group stage
i.imgur.com/fAgPcOc.png
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 17:47, archived)
Currently I don't, but the 2ñd round game is a different ball game of the same sport
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 18:42, archived)
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 18:42, archived)
Tell you what.
The other night, I had a gigantic burrito with chips INSIDE IT. The restaurant said all their burritos were served with chips, and I felt all short-changed on getting home and finding there was no separate bag of chips with it, but they were inside the very burrito itself. Mental.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 17:51, archived)
The other night, I had a gigantic burrito with chips INSIDE IT. The restaurant said all their burritos were served with chips, and I felt all short-changed on getting home and finding there was no separate bag of chips with it, but they were inside the very burrito itself. Mental.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 17:51, archived)
In glasgow they do this with kebab wraps, it's called a hoagie/hoggie depending on how the owner has decided to spell it.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 19:01, archived)
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Aww, I've been eliminated.
Like a big poo, out of a bottom. :(
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 18:47, archived)
Like a big poo, out of a bottom. :(
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 18:47, archived)
There
www.northampton.ac.uk/news/wwii-military-watches-potentially-pose-serious-cancer-risk/
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 20:17, archived)
www.northampton.ac.uk/news/wwii-military-watches-potentially-pose-serious-cancer-risk/
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 20:17, archived)
That qotw has been up for a month.
Has rob given up for the umpteenth time? He could at least reinstate us.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 23:33, archived)
Has rob given up for the umpteenth time? He could at least reinstate us.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 23:33, archived)
laughing obnoxiously, ostentatiously, overtly, outrageously, 'orribly out loud?
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 17:24, archived)
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 17:24, archived)
Lubricates orang-utan, otter, oryx, owl and orphan orifices liberally?
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 17:28, archived)
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 17:28, archived)
I'm going to a corporate family picnic
How have you sold your soul for the company dime?
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 13:18, archived)
How have you sold your soul for the company dime?
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 13:18, archived)
NTT
you can find who got which team from the handy link in my sig
or this even handier link: i.imgur.com/elOG1yC.png
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 15:07, archived)
you can find who got which team from the handy link in my sig
or this even handier link: i.imgur.com/elOG1yC.png
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 15:07, archived)
I'm sure in the original doveston cup doves kept us updated with what was going on
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 15:18, archived)
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 15:18, archived)
Poor two hats is still in russia trying to get tickets to his next match
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 15:21, archived)
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They were just digging him out, called him an embarrassment, yeah Rio you can talk
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 13:54, archived)
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the thing is, once they become pundits, they act like the audience doesn't remember how they played
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 14:08, archived)
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Rio in his head was a great ball playing centre back with silky skills
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 14:24, archived)
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 14:24, archived)
I always try and turn it on just before kick off to avoid him and Evra
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 14:38, archived)
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 14:38, archived)
still
they're probably most likely to get a goal in the final minutes
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 15:52, archived)
they're probably most likely to get a goal in the final minutes
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 15:52, archived)
had to build fucking towers out of paper again
despite being promised last week that exactly this wouldn't happen
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 15:18, archived)
despite being promised last week that exactly this wouldn't happen
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 15:18, archived)
stupid team building exercises again
we've done most of what we need to do, but some cunts are holding the rest of us back
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 15:30, archived)
we've done most of what we need to do, but some cunts are holding the rest of us back
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 15:30, archived)
Team building with people you're unlikely to by working with?
Sounds great!
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 15:37, archived)
Sounds great!
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 15:37, archived)
from the sounds of it, i will be
the place doesn't open till next month and they need a full staff, so there's a very good chance i'll be working with most, if not all, of them
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 15:55, archived)
the place doesn't open till next month and they need a full staff, so there's a very good chance i'll be working with most, if not all, of them
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 15:55, archived)
together, they lower the collective I.Q of the room by about 40 points
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 15:56, archived)
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 15:56, archived)
I quite enjoyed the new TV version,
but it could have done with more whimsy.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 16:32, archived)
but it could have done with more whimsy.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 16:32, archived)
i've only seen a trailer
it made me smile, but i don't want to watch it. nevertheless i'm inclined to agree with you
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 4:23, archived)
it made me smile, but i don't want to watch it. nevertheless i'm inclined to agree with you
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 4:23, archived)
I think my house is trying to kill me. It's hotter than hell so hive has decided to put the heating up to 35 C
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 16:52, archived)
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 16:52, archived)
still heard nothing about my team
I assume that no news is good news
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 11:42, archived)
I assume that no news is good news
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 11:42, archived)
I think they have purposely stopped archiving talk pages since the outage.
so I can't look back and find the post
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 11:48, archived)
so I can't look back and find the post
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 11:48, archived)
bbq at two hats' in her honour this afternoon
usual food and beer arrangements, but please respect the vegan grill this time
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 11:42, archived)
usual food and beer arrangements, but please respect the vegan grill this time
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 11:42, archived)
I installed RetroArch on my Fire TV.
14 year old me would go nuts for it, 40 year old me just thinks everything is shit and rubbish.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 9:10, archived)
14 year old me would go nuts for it, 40 year old me just thinks everything is shit and rubbish.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 9:10, archived)
I bought a couple of joypads for the wife and I
we tried to play Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime but it was just too fucking difficult, and there are very few other couch co-op games that are more about problem solving than just frantic running and shooting.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 9:12, archived)
we tried to play Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime but it was just too fucking difficult, and there are very few other couch co-op games that are more about problem solving than just frantic running and shooting.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 9:12, archived)
Only video games my missus has ever enjoyed were Lemmings and Vib Ribbon.
Don't think Lemmings had a proper 2 player mode, though.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 9:23, archived)
Don't think Lemmings had a proper 2 player mode, though.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 9:23, archived)
I played through Limbo with an ex once in brainstorming 'what do we do now?' mode.
It's not a proper two-player but figuring out stuff together was still fun.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 9:31, archived)
It's not a proper two-player but figuring out stuff together was still fun.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 9:31, archived)
My favourite co-op game with the wife involves puzzle solving and frantic shooting, iykwim.
Might buy another usb adapter for the old PlayStation joypads that clutter my cable draw - 2 player SFII would earn me a good chunk of goodwill from the kids.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 9:20, archived)
Might buy another usb adapter for the old PlayStation joypads that clutter my cable draw - 2 player SFII would earn me a good chunk of goodwill from the kids.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 9:20, archived)
Overcooked is a fun couch co op
Cartoony style, working together to make meals in various kitchens, but it gets pretty hectic very quickly
...dammit manolith...
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 10:28, archived)
Cartoony style, working together to make meals in various kitchens, but it gets pretty hectic very quickly
...dammit manolith...
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 10:28, archived)
I'm looking forward to pterodactyl girl's inevitable meltdown
Because she didn't bother to check the travel news
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 7:51, archived)
Because she didn't bother to check the travel news
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 7:51, archived)
if the earth was flat
she'd have seen the traffic from hundreds of miles away
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 8:01, archived)
she'd have seen the traffic from hundreds of miles away
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 8:01, archived)
check out dat new Hello Kitty Shikansen!
I mean, WHO wouldn't?!
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 8:24, archived)
I mean, WHO wouldn't?!
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 8:24, archived)
edition.cnn.com/travel/article/hello-kitty-shinkansen-train-japan/index.html
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 8:26, archived)
There is some super secret filming of a super secret film in college.
We have been told to sign him disclosure and photographs are banned on site for 2 weeks. Yesterday, it was in the local paper.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 8:22, archived)
We have been told to sign him disclosure and photographs are banned on site for 2 weeks. Yesterday, it was in the local paper.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 8:22, archived)
The good neighbor looks beyond the external accidents and discerns those inner qualities that make all men human and, therefore, brothers.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 8:23, archived)
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bollocks is Poland Central European
it borders Russia, Belarus and Ukraine ffs
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 8:28, archived)
it borders Russia, Belarus and Ukraine ffs
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 8:28, archived)
Somewhere there is sunshine
Somewhere there is day
Somewhere there is Morningtown
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 8:34, archived)
Somewhere there is day
Somewhere there is Morningtown
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 8:34, archived)
The day ahead is full of endless possibility, you are only limited by your own imagination
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 9:01, archived)
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 9:01, archived)
and money, and skill, and opportunity, and laws, and fucking physics
go live love laugh somewhere else, you basic bitch
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 9:03, archived)
go live love laugh somewhere else, you basic bitch
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 9:03, archived)
Going home to watch the argies get knocked out of the world cup
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 18:44, archived)
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 18:44, archived)
I take that back
with VAR there will probably be a penalty before half time
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 21:00, archived)
with VAR there will probably be a penalty before half time
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 21:00, archived)
I hope so
it's jarring to stop the game and for the ref to watch the telly for five minutes
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 21:03, archived)
it's jarring to stop the game and for the ref to watch the telly for five minutes
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 21:03, archived)
Showered and relaxing
Trying to take my mind off the fuckwit today who thought a good way to rescue himself from a raft adrift at sea would be to "sort of lay mosquito netting on the water and walk across it to dry land ". The dry land in question was 200 miles away and he thought if he kept hold of one end of the netting, it would magically support him.
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 20:12, archived)
Trying to take my mind off the fuckwit today who thought a good way to rescue himself from a raft adrift at sea would be to "sort of lay mosquito netting on the water and walk across it to dry land ". The dry land in question was 200 miles away and he thought if he kept hold of one end of the netting, it would magically support him.
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 20:12, archived)
I'd think you'll gonna die anyway , making a sail out of them won't work, and sharing a soon to beach whale is unlikely, I'm popular on these sort of courses
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 20:21, archived)
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"well given I'd probably have to come back here I reckon I might just try and drown myself in the sea"
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 20:24, archived)
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I was the first to suggest eating the fattest person in the room
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 20:29, archived)
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 20:29, archived)
I'm still struggling why when you've all managed to get on a raft out at see you wanted net curtains, even with my love of them I'd maybe skip them
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 20:33, archived)
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 20:33, archived)
You've recovered 15 items from the shipwreck
And you have to list them in order of importance for survival and rescue
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 20:43, archived)
And you have to list them in order of importance for survival and rescue
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 20:43, archived)
I bet he thought that if he pulled up his socks and just kept hold of them, that would lift him out of the water.
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 20:34, archived)
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 20:34, archived)
He was a former signal man on heathrow and collected wind socks that he insisted on carrying around, I think you've solved it, shame he's on the dole now
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 20:36, archived)
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 20:36, archived)
Probably
He actually wants the job, he's 21 and his girlfriend is having their third kid
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 20:45, archived)
He actually wants the job, he's 21 and his girlfriend is having their third kid
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 20:45, archived)
Just think of all those juicy benefits.
Who needs a job, anyway?
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 21:01, archived)
Who needs a job, anyway?
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 21:01, archived)
Ah yes, for a merciful moment back there I'd forgotten about the Tories.
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 22:02, archived)
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 22:02, archived)
Not sure you get bens for those ages , they get their own tenner a day
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 21:07, archived)
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 21:07, archived)
Let's just do a week's worth of morning threads in one go and get it over with, eh?
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 20:35, archived)
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 20:35, archived)
Also, saying stap me vitals makes me picture you as Kenneth Williams
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 21:12, archived)
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 21:12, archived)
so you abandon the site for years
and then come back surprised that other people also left? Are you dense, or just Irish?
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 7:14, archived)
and then come back surprised that other people also left? Are you dense, or just Irish?
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 7:14, archived)
And I rember back when everyone under 10k left, there was still people coming in to replace them.
So, I ask again, what the fuck happened? Or did Rob finally wise up, take a leaf out of 4chan's book and finally turn this place into the defacto containment board?
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 7:25, archived)
So, I ask again, what the fuck happened? Or did Rob finally wise up, take a leaf out of 4chan's book and finally turn this place into the defacto containment board?
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 7:25, archived)
It's been in slow decline for ages.
Nobody new is joining. Maybe with Rob getting up on the newsletters again we might see some new folk in.
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 7:28, archived)
Nobody new is joining. Maybe with Rob getting up on the newsletters again we might see some new folk in.
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 7:28, archived)
Hope so, kinda thinking I need a new internet hangout again.
Also, I think I added you on steam ages ago, why the fuck did we not get together in-game so?
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 7:41, archived)
Also, I think I added you on steam ages ago, why the fuck did we not get together in-game so?
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 7:41, archived)
I dunno. I thought we were going to be mates.
I cry a lot about it.
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 7:52, archived)
I cry a lot about it.
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 7:52, archived)
Does it turn all the words in to E number coloured spaz attacks?
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 11:16, archived)
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 11:16, archived)
after Bangate, we haven't had a new QOTW in five weeks
Rob fucked up the revival with his heavy hands, he's lost his taste for this place and, post-GDPR, the newsletter is dead in the water.
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 7:43, archived)
Rob fucked up the revival with his heavy hands, he's lost his taste for this place and, post-GDPR, the newsletter is dead in the water.
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 7:43, archived)
Only obliquely been following GDPR, how did it kill newsletter?
Riddled with so much infringing shit, it needed to be put down? Also, what was bangate?
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 7:54, archived)
Riddled with so much infringing shit, it needed to be put down? Also, what was bangate?
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 7:54, archived)
you can't send shit to people's emails unless they've expressly signed up for it
For rob, that means sending out a new email to ask anyone who signed up before whether they still want to receive the newsletter, and then be upset when only four people reply and three of them say no and the other is his mum asking him where the TV remote is.
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 7:56, archived)
For rob, that means sending out a new email to ask anyone who signed up before whether they still want to receive the newsletter, and then be upset when only four people reply and three of them say no and the other is his mum asking him where the TV remote is.
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 7:56, archived)
Hello there.
Few thousands bikes at Cassington Bike Night last night. Never seen it so busy.
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 7:15, archived)
Few thousands bikes at Cassington Bike Night last night. Never seen it so busy.
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 7:15, archived)
Bit hot at the moment and they are still spawning or just finishing
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 9:01, archived)
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I went to a fisherman's bar on Sunday.
It looked out onto a lake and there were people fishing left, right and centre.
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 9:29, archived)
It looked out onto a lake and there were people fishing left, right and centre.
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 9:29, archived)
He'.
There was a sign up saying that if you caught any carp, you had to throw them back IMMEDIATELY.
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 9:42, archived)
There was a sign up saying that if you caught any carp, you had to throw them back IMMEDIATELY.
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 9:42, archived)
if you're breaking up with a carp it's going to be upset no matter how gently you treat them
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 9:52, archived)
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 9:52, archived)
It's such a lovely sunny day we thought we'd all do /talk outside.
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 7:13, archived)
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 7:13, archived)
This place going outside.
Too early for trying to make me laugh, seeing morning from the wrong side as usual.
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 7:27, archived)
Too early for trying to make me laugh, seeing morning from the wrong side as usual.
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 7:27, archived)
I bet two hats was gamey the moment he woke up
like a joint of gammon left out in the sun
( , Mon 25 Jun 2018, 12:19, archived)
like a joint of gammon left out in the sun
( , Mon 25 Jun 2018, 12:19, archived)
I only found out yesterday that if goal difference is the same it goes on cards
( , Mon 25 Jun 2018, 13:26, archived)
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fifa fair play which is ironic given how corrupt those bastards are
( , Mon 25 Jun 2018, 13:28, archived)
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Mornin' it up with a vengeance over here
with muffins for brekmastide and all.
( , Mon 25 Jun 2018, 8:37, archived)
with muffins for brekmastide and all.
( , Mon 25 Jun 2018, 8:37, archived)
wife made "breakfast muffins"
what sort of fucking muffins are made of egg and have brocolli and olives in them? fuck's sake.
( , Mon 25 Jun 2018, 8:44, archived)
what sort of fucking muffins are made of egg and have brocolli and olives in them? fuck's sake.
( , Mon 25 Jun 2018, 8:44, archived)
I thought muffins were a de facto breakfast food anyway.
Those sound like a vegetarian take on the Maccie D's variety.
( , Mon 25 Jun 2018, 8:46, archived)
Those sound like a vegetarian take on the Maccie D's variety.
( , Mon 25 Jun 2018, 8:46, archived)
you should wash it down with a delicious broccoli coffee
www.wellandgood.com/good-food/what-is-broccoli-coffee/
( , Mon 25 Jun 2018, 9:11, archived)
www.wellandgood.com/good-food/what-is-broccoli-coffee/
( , Mon 25 Jun 2018, 9:11, archived)
the phrase "wellness boost" makes me want to punch multiple faces
( , Mon 25 Jun 2018, 9:12, archived)
( , Mon 25 Jun 2018, 9:12, archived)
NEWEST TYPE OF GREEN ALT-LATTE TO HIT THE COFFEE SCENE
like, oh my god
( , Mon 25 Jun 2018, 9:16, archived)
like, oh my god
( , Mon 25 Jun 2018, 9:16, archived)
Until I first drank my dog’s pee, I was depressed, I was sad, and I had really bad acne.
Dog pee also has vitamin A in it, vitamin E in it, and it has 10 grams of calcium, and it’s also proven to help cure cancer
( , Mon 25 Jun 2018, 9:32, archived)
Dog pee also has vitamin A in it, vitamin E in it, and it has 10 grams of calcium, and it’s also proven to help cure cancer
( , Mon 25 Jun 2018, 9:32, archived)
That sounds satisfyingly grim.
Then again I was sceptical about turmeric tea but that turned out alright.
( , Mon 25 Jun 2018, 9:16, archived)
Then again I was sceptical about turmeric tea but that turned out alright.
( , Mon 25 Jun 2018, 9:16, archived)
Is that turmeric added to a cup of tea,
or a "tea" made from turmeric that doesn't actually involve tea leaves?
( , Mon 25 Jun 2018, 9:30, archived)
or a "tea" made from turmeric that doesn't actually involve tea leaves?
( , Mon 25 Jun 2018, 9:30, archived)
The latter; there's no actual tea in it at all.
Boil up a couple of tablespoons of turmeric, a tablespoon of cinnamon, a few cloves, a twist of black pepper and a teaspoon of nutmeg for about ten minutes, strain and add coconut milk and honey to taste.
( , Mon 25 Jun 2018, 9:31, archived)
Boil up a couple of tablespoons of turmeric, a tablespoon of cinnamon, a few cloves, a twist of black pepper and a teaspoon of nutmeg for about ten minutes, strain and add coconut milk and honey to taste.
( , Mon 25 Jun 2018, 9:31, archived)
Much as I'll enjoy the odd ginger or mint infusion,
THAT'S NOT TEA!
( , Mon 25 Jun 2018, 9:39, archived)
THAT'S NOT TEA!
( , Mon 25 Jun 2018, 9:39, archived)
Might add some ginger next time; that's an idea.
It is, of course, emblematic of our linguistic laziness as a society that it should be referred to as 'tea' rather than as an infusion. It's the other way round in French. I've heard 'infusion' used to describe flavoured teas, which actually did contain tea.
#teachat
( , Mon 25 Jun 2018, 9:47, archived)
It is, of course, emblematic of our linguistic laziness as a society that it should be referred to as 'tea' rather than as an infusion. It's the other way round in French. I've heard 'infusion' used to describe flavoured teas, which actually did contain tea.
#teachat
( , Mon 25 Jun 2018, 9:47, archived)
No doubt there's a far east moribund flebsite where some poor soul is throwing a blue fit about the way we westerners make tea.
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Sunday's been a quality day so far.
I'm sunburnt to feck. How's your Sunday been going?
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 20:26, archived)
I'm sunburnt to feck. How's your Sunday been going?
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 20:26, archived)
Can't complain.
Got the twins back from camp, and the in-laws cooked up a leg of lamb.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 21:05, archived)
Got the twins back from camp, and the in-laws cooked up a leg of lamb.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 21:05, archived)
Alright, had a massive hungover lie in then went to see Yazz Ahmed.
I enjoyed it but jazz crowds can be odd can't they. Lots of people in hats nodding and applauding to point out they 'get it'.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 21:17, archived)
I enjoyed it but jazz crowds can be odd can't they. Lots of people in hats nodding and applauding to point out they 'get it'.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 21:17, archived)
Hello, and welcome to Yazz Club. Nice.
They're all so intensely serious. I read an interview with Paul Whitehouse in FHM where he explained that it was precisely this joyless and pretentious attitude among the fans that led him to come up with the Smashie and Nicey characters and, subsequently, the Jazz Club sketch.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 21:21, archived)
They're all so intensely serious. I read an interview with Paul Whitehouse in FHM where he explained that it was precisely this joyless and pretentious attitude among the fans that led him to come up with the Smashie and Nicey characters and, subsequently, the Jazz Club sketch.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 21:21, archived)
It's weird 'cos you get some right scruffy messes playing jazz as well.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 21:33, archived)
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 21:33, archived)
Productive
Cleaned, got the shower drain unclogged, had a nice chicken dinner at my parent's house, I've just had a shower and now I'm sitting down with a pint and watching the thing.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 21:21, archived)
Cleaned, got the shower drain unclogged, had a nice chicken dinner at my parent's house, I've just had a shower and now I'm sitting down with a pint and watching the thing.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 21:21, archived)
Winner winner, chicken unblocked shower.
It will never cease to amaze me how The Thing's special effects have still not dated after virtually forty fucking years. Have you seen the X-Files episode based on it?
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 21:27, archived)
It will never cease to amaze me how The Thing's special effects have still not dated after virtually forty fucking years. Have you seen the X-Files episode based on it?
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 21:27, archived)
Ah, now that's a shame.
It was hilariously uneven in the quality of its writing (much like Star Trek TNG) but there were a few gems of episodes. Including this one.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 21:34, archived)
It was hilariously uneven in the quality of its writing (much like Star Trek TNG) but there were a few gems of episodes. Including this one.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 21:34, archived)
My mother loved it
And by mother/ daughter rules, I had to dislike it
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 21:42, archived)
And by mother/ daughter rules, I had to dislike it
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 21:42, archived)
There's a similar rule in place between my mum and me, except it's not a matter of principal and more a matter of empirical observation.
If she likes a particular film, book or piece of music I'm pretty much guaranteed to dislike it, and vice versa. We have the least-overlapping tastes possible.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 21:47, archived)
If she likes a particular film, book or piece of music I'm pretty much guaranteed to dislike it, and vice versa. We have the least-overlapping tastes possible.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 21:47, archived)
Kill Switch, written by William Gibson was one of my favourites.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 22:03, archived)
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 22:03, archived)
Haven't seen that one, but if it's got William Gibson's pen behind it I am totally watching it in the very near future.
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( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 22:14, archived)
sick kid, heavy rain, unwelcome house guest
and Poland out of the world cup
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 21:24, archived)
and Poland out of the world cup
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 21:24, archived)
It's match day boys.
One step closer to bringing that trophy home. Fuck Panama! Might go day drinking in spoons and kick off.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 9:10, archived)
One step closer to bringing that trophy home. Fuck Panama! Might go day drinking in spoons and kick off.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 9:10, archived)
Communal garden
I don't mind the neighbour, but his mates are wankers and the police usually end up being called
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 10:00, archived)
I don't mind the neighbour, but his mates are wankers and the police usually end up being called
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 10:00, archived)
It's a beautiful sunny day and I'm going on a long cycle ride with a couple of mates.
20 km out, stop for a pint in a country pub, then 20 km back. Luverly.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 10:17, archived)
20 km out, stop for a pint in a country pub, then 20 km back. Luverly.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 10:17, archived)
The objective here is to get outside and enjoy the sunshine and the scenery,
not to train for the Paris-Roubaix.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 12:19, archived)
not to train for the Paris-Roubaix.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 12:19, archived)
Morning all.
Spent 5 hours in A+E this morning after walking through a suddenly appearing plate glass window/door.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 10:38, archived)
Spent 5 hours in A+E this morning after walking through a suddenly appearing plate glass window/door.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 10:38, archived)
If only.
I was a little the worse for wear and someone decided to close this suspiciously clean door, which I confidently marched through without breaking stride. Got away with it in large part, however I've taken a huge strip of skin off my left index finger. Might still be bleeding. Could have been worse I suppose.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 10:52, archived)
I was a little the worse for wear and someone decided to close this suspiciously clean door, which I confidently marched through without breaking stride. Got away with it in large part, however I've taken a huge strip of skin off my left index finger. Might still be bleeding. Could have been worse I suppose.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 10:52, archived)
A friend of
mine fell over backwards on new years eve a few years ago and put his hand on a pint glass. It shattered and tore a hole through his wrist. Luckily because it was news years eve there were paramedics or in the street and he got seen very quickly. Nearly died.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 14:06, archived)
mine fell over backwards on new years eve a few years ago and put his hand on a pint glass. It shattered and tore a hole through his wrist. Luckily because it was news years eve there were paramedics or in the street and he got seen very quickly. Nearly died.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 14:06, archived)
He's now got a bastard
great scar on that wrist, quite awkward for him cause it looks like he's tried to kill himself. Unfortunately he's not really the type for bracelets/bangles/jewellery in general so it's out there. Still, quite nice to not die.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 16:39, archived)
great scar on that wrist, quite awkward for him cause it looks like he's tried to kill himself. Unfortunately he's not really the type for bracelets/bangles/jewellery in general so it's out there. Still, quite nice to not die.
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 16:39, archived)
i got a harry potter-looking scar on my forehead
from hitting a windscreen
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 17:08, archived)
from hitting a windscreen
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 17:08, archived)
I hope we wipe the floor with them
belguim are going to be tough as shit
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 10:56, archived)
belguim are going to be tough as shit
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 10:56, archived)
they're on 6 now, just replaced Kane, you might get lucky here mongy
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 14:26, archived)
( , Sun 24 Jun 2018, 14:26, archived)
Shocking , they deserved it, the Swedes had everyone back for ages, but I m still feeling bad for them
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 21:41, archived)
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I just done a honking shite in a pub toilet.
Apparently it was the ladies, oops.
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 23:08, archived)
Apparently it was the ladies, oops.
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 23:08, archived)
*googles*
*adds to list of places to wait out the zombie apocalypse*
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 17:28, archived)
*adds to list of places to wait out the zombie apocalypse*
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 17:28, archived)
Exhibition of work by University design students (daughter of a friend had some dresses on show).
Didn't actually go up the tower, so the euphemism falls a bit flat.
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 17:49, archived)
Didn't actually go up the tower, so the euphemism falls a bit flat.
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 17:49, archived)
Just call me angel of the morning, (angel)
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby
Just call me angel of the morning, (angel)
Then slowly turn away from me
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 8:30, archived)
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby
Just call me angel of the morning, (angel)
Then slowly turn away from me
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 8:30, archived)
What I particularly enjoyed
about this post was reading your username as part of the lyrics.
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 14:06, archived)
about this post was reading your username as part of the lyrics.
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 14:06, archived)
Yeah it's was alright, terrible defending for the late swiss goal but a great run and finish
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 8:39, archived)
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 8:39, archived)
My brain decided to amuse itself at my expense this morning
by dreaming its own cinematographic interpretation of The Exorcist, complete with sexual abuse from priests, exploding household appliances and authentic lashings of that pervasive damp and sordid 1970s dread.
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 9:12, archived)
by dreaming its own cinematographic interpretation of The Exorcist, complete with sexual abuse from priests, exploding household appliances and authentic lashings of that pervasive damp and sordid 1970s dread.
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 9:12, archived)
I had a zombie apocalypse dream.
Was trying to get my family to the relative safety of a fortified country home - made it inside, but got bitten doing so and found I had lamprey fingers.
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 10:01, archived)
Was trying to get my family to the relative safety of a fortified country home - made it inside, but got bitten doing so and found I had lamprey fingers.
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 10:01, archived)
That made me do a proper lol
I've had dreams where I'm a virologist but my family don't know. The zombie apocalypse happens and we all get taken to a secret bunker, where I try to come up with a cure. Usually the whole thing has started because one of my colleagues has been fucking about with programmable viruses
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 10:44, archived)
I've had dreams where I'm a virologist but my family don't know. The zombie apocalypse happens and we all get taken to a secret bunker, where I try to come up with a cure. Usually the whole thing has started because one of my colleagues has been fucking about with programmable viruses
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 10:44, archived)
My dream just convinced me that I wouldn't last long in the event of an actual zombie outbreak.
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 11:36, archived)
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 11:36, archived)
Smashing in some undead geezer's face was fairly traumatic,
but still preferable to smashing in the old man's back door.
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 16:02, archived)
but still preferable to smashing in the old man's back door.
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 16:02, archived)
Morning.
Heading to London, again. Who wants to join me on the Brexit march?
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 10:03, archived)
Heading to London, again. Who wants to join me on the Brexit march?
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 10:03, archived)
C'mon - you could stand on the sidelines and yell "traitors" at the demonstrators.
I'm actually going in for unrelated reasons, and no doubt this political upheaval will interfere with my travel plans.
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 10:21, archived)
I'm actually going in for unrelated reasons, and no doubt this political upheaval will interfere with my travel plans.
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 10:21, archived)
Well, I'm a massive fanny,
but I'm not actually going, so who knows?
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 11:57, archived)
but I'm not actually going, so who knows?
( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 11:57, archived)
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( , Sat 23 Jun 2018, 12:19, archived)
sorry mongy, it's just I've had a bad day and I want to sack the person whose fault it is but the others say I'm not allowed to :(
( , Fri 22 Jun 2018, 21:10, archived)
( , Fri 22 Jun 2018, 21:10, archived)
fuck it, I've had a couple of beers on top now and I've decided. First thing on Monday I'm telling her she's sacked.
( , Fri 22 Jun 2018, 21:39, archived)
( , Fri 22 Jun 2018, 21:39, archived)
how about a 'sorry you were so shit I had to sack you and good luck with your messy divorce'?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2018, 22:49, archived)
( , Fri 22 Jun 2018, 22:49, archived)
Right I'm trying to calm myself down so I've downed half a bottle of port and gone on one of those online cam things. There's a list of what the model does and how much it costs.
My question is what the fuck is 'spam ass' and is it worth 52 tokens?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2018, 21:08, archived)
My question is what the fuck is 'spam ass' and is it worth 52 tokens?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2018, 21:08, archived)
It definitely says 'spam ass'.
'spank ass' makes no sense, how the fuck is she supposed to spank my ass over the internet?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2018, 21:14, archived)
'spank ass' makes no sense, how the fuck is she supposed to spank my ass over the internet?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2018, 21:14, archived)
For 52 tokens, she will insert a full can of Spam into her rectal cavity for your viewing entertainment.
( , Fri 22 Jun 2018, 21:28, archived)
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