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# You're not supposed to read it!
Jesus Christ on a bike, if people read manifestos, they'd actualy be taking responsibility for the future of the country instead of blindly putting a tick in the box next to the party their parents voted for. That'd bugger up the whole status quo, and then where would we be?

People might start asking questions. That's where. Before you know it, they'd want to know why their democraticaly elected representatives weren't representing them at all, and toeing the party line instead.

Then they might start wondering why they needed representing at all, and why they couldn't vote on major issues of the day themselves, given how easy it is to organise with the internet.
(, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# and then
if you vote for them, you're implicitly agreeing with *everything* in the manifesto - "Well, the public voted for it so we must do it"

such a lot of fuss over a little cross in a box

we should all just have marshmallows instead
(, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# It's not like they'll stick to it anyway
How long did it take Labour to introduce tuition fees after explicitly promising they wouldn't in their 1997 manifesto? A year? Two?
(, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# *ahem*
How about re-nationalising the fucking Railways!!!!!!
From 1997 as well...
(, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# oh yeah
still waiting for that one

the snivelling lying fucking cunts
(, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:55, archived)
# I like the sound of that.
We should replace the title format for MP's with it.

Going from:
The Right Honourable Fred Fredderson, Member of Parliament

To:
Fred Fredderson the Snivelling Lying Fucking Cunt

Everybody would know where they stood, then.
(, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Even the media don't read them, really
How else to explain no mention of the Broadband goof in ANY of the mass media outlets.
(, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# because computers are for geeks
not the public
(, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)