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# Seems like as good a time as any to shoehorn this in...
Ladies and gentlemen: introducing Enzyme's Law of Cinema:


Inspired by watching a splendid film last night from a seat that was like a deckchair made of forks.

EDIT: Ooh, it's a bit big, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Great Northern FTW
Even I can sit comfortably in there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Cornerhouse FTL
Noone can sit comfortably in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# I find multiplexes have very comfy seats
but have a worse clientele and films

also this:
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# You fail to factor in the improvement
of internet connectivity.

FOR SHAME JOE! FOR SHAME!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Very much this.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:32, archived)
# A deckchair made of forks, eh?
I can see I'm going to have to get onto my copyright lawyers.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)