NEXT WEEK: HOW TO SAW A LADY IN THREE BITS AND DISPOSE OF THE BODYnot bad at all
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:38,
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Oh but that's easy1) Find a lady
2) Drug her
3) Saw her in three. Lengthways is fun but horizontally is the classic
4) Eat her -- her entrails can be cleaned out and you can make sausages from the rest of the offal
5) Chuck the bones in your neighbours' garden
(2) Drug her
3) Saw her in three. Lengthways is fun but horizontally is the classic
4) Eat her -- her entrails can be cleaned out and you can make sausages from the rest of the offal
5) Chuck the bones in your neighbours' garden
boris the spider,
Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:41,
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but if you drug her you miss out on all that horrorshow screaming and struggling and pleading(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:56,
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HmmmYou make a good point. Feel free to replace "drug" with "put in a padded room with thick walls" or at least "drag deep into the woods"
( boris the spider,
Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:08,
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