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( , Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:32, archived)

There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:36,
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

I work with a superior, chippy twit who deliberately uses acronyms and tech-speak so that one is forced to ask "What?" so that he can sigh and then patronise one.
The latest example was "Parallel testing" "How is that different from normal testing?" "It's parallel" "Parallel to what?" "To enter data into both to see which one works" "But that's what we're already doing" " (sigh) ... Yes ... " "So it's just normal testing, then?" "Well, yes, but ... er ... it's parallel ... "
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Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:52,
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The latest example was "Parallel testing" "How is that different from normal testing?" "It's parallel" "Parallel to what?" "To enter data into both to see which one works" "But that's what we're already doing" " (sigh) ... Yes ... " "So it's just normal testing, then?" "Well, yes, but ... er ... it's parallel ... "

I work with someone who loves to use acronyms, don't you find there's ALWAYS the briefest of pauses after they use one and a slight tilt of the head, waiting for you to ask what the Jeff it means?
I find myself making them up TBH
*Tilts head*
*Smugly* To Be Honest...
*Un-tilts head*
:D
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Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:55,
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I find myself making them up TBH
*Tilts head*
*Smugly* To Be Honest...
*Un-tilts head*
:D