In an unexpected move Ann Widdicombe MP has had her breasts filled with helium for the rest of the campaign. Seen here at home in Maidstone with ex Eastenders and reality TV star Dean Gaffney who has been employed as a tit-wrangler should one or both of the lighter than air mammaries break their moorings.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:22,
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I second the endorsing of his endorsement
(Finite"Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:26,
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*concurs all over the shop*
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:42,
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this could be the start of something special.
(benito vaselinino not that one,
Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:22,
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special sexy
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:22,
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not even widdecombe could resist gaffney's charms.
i think i read a kiss and tell about him in the news of the screws or somewhere. She said that instead of foreplay, he buried his face in her tits and went "Wellarrrddd"
(benito vaselinino not that one,
Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:28,
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