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# The number of misprints in my Jumbo Book of Facts

made me a laughing stock at high society parties
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:38, archived)
# I like that too.
Nothing more to add.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:40, archived)
# Oh yes, a repost...
My big book of facts got me into trouble too:
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:42, archived)
# tee hee
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:45, archived)
# I bet you looked
at the file name.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:46, archived)
# no
I iz edumacated me
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:56, archived)
# who is
the replacement michael collins? is he an astramanaut or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:09, archived)
# badum
tish!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:43, archived)
# If he had played that it would have had the perfect accompaniment.
I was just eating my dinner and part of it is a bowl with some rice and sweetcorn and as i lift a spoonful of it up something, i'm guessing a bit of sweetcorn just leapt up above my head (I hadn't flicked the spoon or anything) and came back down and landed not far from where it had taken off like a dolphin leaping up to ring a bell or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:48, archived)
# do you ever wonder
if the government is spiking your water supply with acid?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:54, archived)
# Only
when I'm sober enough for coherent thought
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:56, archived)
# tHEY'RE pUTTING fLOURIDE iN mY tOOTHPASTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toooo
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:58, archived)
# gasp
the Bastards!
(Janie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:00, archived)
# they're putting lucozade in mine
.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:01, archived)
# they're putting teeth in mine
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:05, archived)