
I sometimes get hiccoughs when I am outside in the cold trying to smoke a cigarette. I wonder if I have to keep my finger in there the whole time
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Thu 22 Apr 2010, 3:00,
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which is why I prefer my tobacco smoke in enema form.
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Thu 22 Apr 2010, 3:00,
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Simply blow cigarette smoke through a straw into a water-filled condom. Tie the condom at the top and place in the freezer. Once solid they may be 'peeled' and inserted at your convenience.
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Thu 22 Apr 2010, 4:23,
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