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(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:43, archived)
# holy christ
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:45, archived)
# i love these dinosaurs!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:46, archived)
# best thing ever!!
* Makes more pancakes *
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:46, archived)
# I have hicups i don't like them make them stop its like something is trying to force its way out of my tummy
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:49, archived)
# hiccoughs piss me off
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:50, archived)
# from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiccup
Digital rectal massage has been recommended as a remedy that causes immediate cessation of hiccups and which should be tried before resorting to drugs
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:57, archived)
# I'm gonna have to try this next time.
I sometimes get hiccoughs when I am outside in the cold trying to smoke a cigarette. I wonder if I have to keep my finger in there the whole time
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 3:00, archived)
# I get that
which is why I prefer my tobacco smoke in enema form.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 3:00, archived)
# I save money by making my own.
Simply blow cigarette smoke through a straw into a water-filled condom. Tie the condom at the top and place in the freezer. Once solid they may be 'peeled' and inserted at your convenience.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 4:23, archived)
# HEY PRESTO: FROZEN SMOKE ENEMA!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 4:23, archived)
# you should totally patent this.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 5:32, archived)
# I'm trying this at the moment
It's really difficult to keep the air bubble in the middle of the water.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 5:36, archived)
# ok, well it worked on my dog
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 3:06, archived)
# hmmmmm
well if that works

although taking someone's cock up there would be better, the contractions from the last few hiccups would finish them off real quick
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 3:03, archived)
# i laughed ...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 3:11, archived)
# I looked up the article
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2299306?dopt=Abstract

From the abstract:

"A 60-year-old man with acute pancreatitis developed persistent hiccups after insertion of a nasogastric tube. Removal of the latter did not terminate the hiccups which had also been treated with different drugs, and several manoeuvres were attempted, but with no success. Digital rectal massage was then performed resulting in abrupt cessation of the hiccups. Recurrence of the hiccups occurred several hours later, and again, they were terminated immediately with digital rectal massage."

I like the way they seemed to move on to the digital rectal massage for no particular reason.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 7:55, archived)
# lully
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:52, archived)
# ALL THE WAY IN
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:53, archived)
# beautiful
*wipes a little tear*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:59, archived)
# I'll say this once.
Full saturation, primary colors, bring me joy. They always did, but now more than ever. My son has low green sensitivity, a kind of color blindness; it means dark purple, dark green, and dark gray are all the same to him. His favorite color? Green. He is not color blind, per se. I therefore want to give him as much color as possible. For the simple, this means full saturation.

Full saturation could use a popularity boost. So I click with Thor's hammer.
Mu, keep it coming. Low green sensitivity is the most common form of 'color blindness' and affects a shockingly large number of Men. It even seems to seguey into the meme that men cannot match colors. TMI: it's on the X chromosome, so women rarely have it.

Welp, that's the news. Cherish your senses.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 3:53, archived)
# clicks clicks clicks
:D :D :D this should win the compo
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 3:42, archived)