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[based on a genuine police infographic]

From the Infographics and Flowcharts challenge. See all 196 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)
# This does not apply to fit female bosses!
In which case example 3 is actually the most acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)
# so you'd like to see your female boss
slap her cock out on the table?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Only as a motivational tool.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# in a kind of
"I want that report on my desk by 2pm or I'm gonna shove my she-dick up your arse and fuck you while you type it" kind of motivation?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# I didn't think this through did I?
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# maybe its my fault
never had a lesbo boss perv me up yet so went traditional
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# however this is an avenue worth investigating
if only for amusement
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:11, archived)
# I've drunk from the furry cup before
but never my boss's.....

:D

'nings by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:12, archived)
# n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nings
BRB
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:12, archived)
# You should be sure to include it in any further CV's / Cover letters.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Dear Madam
I would like to apply for the following job and offer up my muff as proof of my never ending commitment to you and your company.

Yours
Ms C Freddy
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)
# I am willing to start on a salary of 22K...
..or 12k if my boss is an attractive female with a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# subconciously, yes. yes you did
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# heh!
what was the original trying to portray?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)
# :D
Flint Police cracking down on cracks.

dd.dynamicdiagrams.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/saggychart0709.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# haha
as much as I think this style is hilarious and ridiculous, trying to criminalise it it is pretty pointless and Orwellian

also - I love the fact that the man is blue
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# unless you've ever followed a 19 year old with his boxers showing
on the tube escalator.

Face/arse situation is not nice.

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:11, archived)
# that's when you should 'acidentally' spill your hot coffee down his crack
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:12, archived)
# oooo never thought of that
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:13, archived)
# christ, I'm seeing this more an more on the Underground...
How the hell they don't trip up more, I have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)
# shame they don't get their saggy trousers caught up in the escalator
like in a 1970s public information film type way

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zirp59zm1qE

edit - that's not the one I thought it was - I was expecting the old man pulling the ripped doll out of the escalator
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:17, archived)
# hahahhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Police academy 1A
How to remove police issue trousers
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)