Apart from the first bit
this will be my plan of attack if they are back tonight
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:13,
archived)
or you could go and play football with them
my best goal ever was against a scratch team of 8-year-olds, just like that one Bergkamp scored against Argentina
I was 28 at the time
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:18,
archived)
yeah...
8 year olds I deal with
these guys are pushing 16
and I smoke 20 fags a day
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:22,
archived)
In which case, I refer you to my previous answer.
"So ... you haven't got girlfriends, then?"
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:25,
archived)