This is why people don't 'celebrate' St george's day
It hasn't been commercialised to fuck by some large corporation
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Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:30,
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people round here celebrate it by kicking forrins
then shouting "Two world wars and one world cup" at their bemused Indian postman
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Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:33,
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St George is supposed to have killed a dragon.
St Patrick is supposed to have shooed away some snakes.
I think we're smart enough to realise that dragons don't exist, but the Oirish really believe the thing about the snakes...
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Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:34,
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I think we're smart enough to realise that dragons don't exist, but the Oirish really believe the thing about the snakes...
The only reason dragons don't exist
Is because St. George killed them. He also killed the unicorns. The fucker
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Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:36,
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wait - so you're saying Nick Clegg is St George?
that'll confuse the Mail even more
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Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:39,
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They've barely mentioned St georges day today
I expected a huge George Cross on the cover or something...
The only related story is the Archbishop of York urging people to fly the flag... yeah whatever Vic
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Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:41,
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The only related story is the Archbishop of York urging people to fly the flag... yeah whatever Vic
I think I may only listen to dirty forin (American) music today
and eat some classic English food... like jerk chicken. To celebrate St. Georges Day today
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Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:45,
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