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# This is why people don't 'celebrate' St george's day
It hasn't been commercialised to fuck by some large corporation
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# people round here celebrate it by kicking forrins
then shouting "Two world wars and one world cup" at their bemused Indian postman
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# St George is supposed to have killed a dragon.
St Patrick is supposed to have shooed away some snakes.

I think we're smart enough to realise that dragons don't exist, but the Oirish really believe the thing about the snakes...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# The only reason dragons don't exist
Is because St. George killed them. He also killed the unicorns. The fucker
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Fucking fucker.
No wonder we don't celebrate his birthday. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# wait - so you're saying Nick Clegg is St George?
that'll confuse the Mail even more
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
# They've barely mentioned St georges day today
I expected a huge George Cross on the cover or something...

The only related story is the Archbishop of York urging people to fly the flag... yeah whatever Vic

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# I think I may only listen to dirty forin (American) music today
and eat some classic English food... like jerk chicken. To celebrate St. Georges Day today
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
# braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# And he was Turkish anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
# just like Nick Clegg!
I'm beginning to see even more parallels
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Are these the same Irish who spent last summer worshipping a funny-shaped tree?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)