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[challenge entry] Please don't sue me...


Have you been living in a cave, Blackadder?

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(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Mmmmm, immigrants on toast
Yummity yum
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:13, archived)
#
Best with a sprinkle of ground black people
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Proof reading racists!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Is that the new Worcestershire Sauce?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Happy St George's Day



:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)
# World Cup Fever starts here! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:15, archived)
# bring it on
I'm not football fan, but I love the World Cup.
Shouting at the telly in the pub - marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:16, archived)
# I miss it :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# I watched the Grand National in a pub.
There was a false start and as they brought the horses back a particularly frisky grey threw his rider and the trainer struggled like mad to calm him down as the jockey chased after him and eventually, to a rousing cheer in the pub, managed to remount.
The race restarted and all the horses set off except for the grey which just stood there on the starting line, obviously in a horsey grump, to an even bigger cheer.
A had to be there moment but most amusing.
(twattybanjo, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# yea keep dreamin'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Love thigh Neighbour Prodge!!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Thigh neighbour?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# fuck em!
it's not the english I hate..it's the regurgitated shite we have to sit through.
I'm sick of hearing about 'this is the year' 'jumpers for goalposts' '1966'

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Happens every World Cup Year!!
I blame Nick Clegg
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# *lightbulb*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Hey, at least the pubs are nice and empty come the evening...
Footie fans can't hold their beer - fact.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# no that'll be the 'ENGLISH' fans who can't hold their beer and want to fight everyone
if GOD FORBID..someone is better at football than you and actually beats England, then the shit kicks off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# God yes
Crossing West Street in Brighton, especially during world cup season, sometimes feels like tiptoeing through a demiliatirised zone
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# *cough* Rangers, Manchester, 2008 *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# *cough* English casuals buying Rangers strips *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Have you pair got something wrong with your throats?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# I think they've caught "Football Fever"
Often charactorised by too much phlegm in the back of the throat, the only known cure for Football Fever is a rapid intake of imported lager (or "Pizzvater", as directly translated from the original Dutch) to loosen the blockage, followed by a sharp jab to the solar plexis.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# O_o
That my friend is deeply tenuous.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# a few of my Rangers supporting friends went down there
and bumped into a few English Rangers 'supporters' and I quote

"Na mate we ain't 'ere for the football" while sporting a smashin' MLS Crew tattoos.

I might hate Rangers with a passion, but I know for a fact that they didn't go down there to wreck the place
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)
# You don't know maaaan!
You weren't there!

/Nam
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)
# see, I don't mind it
I like it when England win, but as a Scot I like it when they lose

so it's an easy deal for me

Scotland losing to Wales is an entirely different matter, the fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# The Auld Enemy?
Tricky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Which group are Scotland in again?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# a Group 4 prison van
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# at least we know that we're shit and don't live in the wee bubble of thinking we're the greatest team EVER.


every 4 years I take great joy at pissing myself laughing at England crashing out
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# See, I don't hate any of the home nations
I wished they were all there.

Really.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# I don't hate all of them....
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Upon this charge, cry God for England, Harry & Saint George!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:16, archived)
# And Louie Spence!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# its st george's day??
This county is a fucking disgrace. Maybe if it was associated with guinness people would give a fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Maybe Old Speckled Hen or Hobgoblin for St. George's?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Pint of Bombardier or Spitfire?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# I honestly didn't know
there was a world cup coming. I'm 22 and male. I'm so down with the kids.
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# I got two free cans of London Pride at the Marathon expo on Wednesday
number of fitness/running stalls: 40
number of stalls giving away free beer: 1

people in queue at running stalls: 0
people in queue at free beer stall: 50
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# This is why people don't 'celebrate' St george's day
It hasn't been commercialised to fuck by some large corporation
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# people round here celebrate it by kicking forrins
then shouting "Two world wars and one world cup" at their bemused Indian postman
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# St George is supposed to have killed a dragon.
St Patrick is supposed to have shooed away some snakes.

I think we're smart enough to realise that dragons don't exist, but the Oirish really believe the thing about the snakes...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# The only reason dragons don't exist
Is because St. George killed them. He also killed the unicorns. The fucker
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Fucking fucker.
No wonder we don't celebrate his birthday. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# wait - so you're saying Nick Clegg is St George?
that'll confuse the Mail even more
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
# They've barely mentioned St georges day today
I expected a huge George Cross on the cover or something...

The only related story is the Archbishop of York urging people to fly the flag... yeah whatever Vic

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# I think I may only listen to dirty forin (American) music today
and eat some classic English food... like jerk chicken. To celebrate St. Georges Day today
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
# braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# And he was Turkish anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
# just like Nick Clegg!
I'm beginning to see even more parallels
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Are these the same Irish who spent last summer worshipping a funny-shaped tree?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)