Does chem have a small forklift or something similar that I can borrow?
Nah, but a few litres of conc. nitric should shift it.Might need a new bathtub, though.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:27,
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Ha ha, fuck!Oh, that is so getting used at work on Monday!
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:29,
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I didn't say which Monday...bugger.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:33,
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If you direct it at the tractor mechanictell her who came up with the joke...
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Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:39,
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Ha!I got her a good one the other week. For some reason when she came and sat with us at the Royal, everyone was in a quiet patch. She asked why, but no-one answered, so I chimed in.
"Ah, it's the anniversary of my grandfather's death. He died at Auschwitz"
"Oh."
"Yeah, he fell out of his guard tower."
("Ah, it's the anniversary of my grandfather's death. He died at Auschwitz"
"Oh."
"Yeah, he fell out of his guard tower."
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:52,
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A moment's silence(even the people who'd heard me tell it that morning had forgotten) and then the laughs. "I knew you were joking..." Yeah, right.
Althjough nearly ten minutes later, one other guys asks if I was joking...
(Althjough nearly ten minutes later, one other guys asks if I was joking...
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:55,
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