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# 'ning!

(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Bloody hell.
You'd need a heart of iron not to laugh at that
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Flight, "steel heart, May you laugh."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Oh, the iron-y
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)
# 'tis magnetic
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:46, archived)
# Magnetism, you say?
Mwa ha ha ha ha!
www.rsc.org/Publishing/Journals/DT/article.asp?doi=b927522c

I made a single-chain magnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:48, archived)
# YOU MAKE UP ALL THESE WORDS!!!!
STOPPIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Mwa ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:52, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# I've been awful this weekend.
A very kind Mr Spoonful showed me a program for getting pictures out of Youtube videos and I went a bit crazy...
I've put most of them in my profile but here's one for now:
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:56, archived)
# haha
I loved Oddjob.
And Jaws - news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8642353.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Oh, I hope they get it all sorted out.
Craig's an excellent Bond - actually something like the literary character. I also hope that Sebastian Faulks writes another book.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)
# he had bond playing TENNIS!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Tennish?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# About ten past it seems
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# WHY MISH MONEYPENNY
I'D LIKE TO SHTICK MY PENISH IN YOUR ARSH AND GIVE YOU A GOOD SHEXY SHEEING TO
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:12, archived)
# thish shounds like shexual harrashment to me
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Bond - you have an appointment with HR
AND TRY NOT TO KILL THEM THIS TIME WILL YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:15, archived)
# "appointment with hr"
there's the next movie title, right there
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:17, archived)
# hahaha!
with the follow-up "Interview with the HSE"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# "The occupational therapist will see you now"
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# pff
"Time for your performance review, 007. Now, last year we set you the target of not writing off so many BMWs. How did you rate yourself? I've given you a 3."

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# True, but....
...nah, I've got nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:13, archived)
# mash-ups are fun
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# aaaaaaah...the old "isostructural series"
a longtime favourite of mine
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Saves a lot of effort not having to do a crystal structure each time.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:11, archived)
# WHAT THE SHIT?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:01, archived)
# That's what I end up thinking half the time.
I write a paper, forget about it and when I get it back for error checking, I can't remember writing half of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:11, archived)
# This is why I hate any kind of coding.
People say I should comment it when I do it but I'm a masochist like that. Or a fucktard, take your pick.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# LOL HOMOMETALIC
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Gone gay for copper
It's the uniform...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# I can see you doing that
...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Cooee!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:13, archived)
# MAGNETS
FUCKING SHITTY MAGNETS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:44, archived)
# How do they work??
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
# what makes this guy attractive?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:45, archived)
# he is poles apart from other guys
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:46, archived)
# Some find him repulsive.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# It's a polarising issue
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:49, archived)
# I can't say I'm an expert in the field.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)
# I can't say weber you are or not
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:01, archived)
# You'll have to check through the filings.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:03, archived)
# These puns are rather B grade.
Also, there's a whale in my living room. What can I do to get rid of her?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Take her to Redfern.
I hear they have a whaleweigh station there.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:15, archived)
# sounds fishy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# No need to blubber over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# fin
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Right.
ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Does chem have a small forklift or something similar that I can borrow?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Nah, but a few litres of conc. nitric should shift it.
Might need a new bathtub, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# isn't nitrocellulite very dangerous?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Ha ha, fuck!
Oh, that is so getting used at work on Monday!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# I hate to break the news to you, but today is monday...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# I didn't say which Monday...
bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# If you direct it at the tractor mechanic
tell her who came up with the joke...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Ha!
I got her a good one the other week. For some reason when she came and sat with us at the Royal, everyone was in a quiet patch. She asked why, but no-one answered, so I chimed in.
"Ah, it's the anniversary of my grandfather's death. He died at Auschwitz"
"Oh."
"Yeah, he fell out of his guard tower."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)
# HAHAHAH OH FUCK
how did she take to that?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)
# A moment's silence
(even the people who'd heard me tell it that morning had forgotten) and then the laughs. "I knew you were joking..." Yeah, right.
Althjough nearly ten minutes later, one other guys asks if I was joking...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# leave a trail of cakes and other tasty pastries out through the door and into a waiting taxi?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:16, archived)
#
leave a trail of cakes and other tasty pastries out through the door and into a waiting taxi

kill, cook and eat her
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Purely for scientific research, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Hypothesis: Whales are tasty
edit: I have absolutely no idea whether I have used that word correctly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# tasty appears to have been used correctly.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Someone on t'net wrote this weekend
"Instead of slaughtering whales for their blubber why don't we offer them oceanic lyposuction?"
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Mmm dripping sandwiches.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# her car is out the front, and if the shops were open i would
consider going and getting a packet of mars bars for this.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# fill her blowhole with ghee
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# guy-ghee?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# No fucking way.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# shitty fucking magnets
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# I prefer this reply
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:52, archived)
# That's my career you're talking about!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# hahahahaha....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Did you steel that joke?
Bet you nickel your puns... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# that might be the stupidest thing I've seen all day
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)