Laydeeeez and gentlemen I give you....The Non Rhyming Limerick
There once was a woman form Bewd
who went to swim in a lake
then a man in a punt
stuck a pole in her ear
and said you can't swim here, it's private
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:56,
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There once was a woman form Bewd
who went to swim in a lake
then a man in a punt
stuck a pole in her ear
and said you can't swim here, it's private
yay - can I repost my limerick from earlier?There was a oung man named Bob
Who had no woman or job
He spent all his time
Making pictures online
And his limericks were shit
(Who had no woman or job
He spent all his time
Making pictures online
And his limericks were shit
Mystery_Bob,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:10,
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there was once a man who laughedat his incredible humour
if it weren't for his ears
or incredible feet.
the fish would watch EastEnders
(if it weren't for his ears
or incredible feet.
the fish would watch EastEnders
5olly,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:17,
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anyone can writehaikus, you just stop at the
seventeenth syllab
(seventeenth syllab
Or is it?,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:18,
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