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[challenge entry] 'No Mr. Bond, I expect you too shy ... '

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(DanKiddieWomb ########################################, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Hush hush eye to eye?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:45, archived)
# hahahahaha!
i had to put up with countless posters of that parrot-coiffed cunt thanks to my sister's bizarre admiration for him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Haha
This man did have the most dreadful haircut in the eighties
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
# i saw someone on the platform of harlow town train station with this exact haircut only 3 years ago
the fat faced cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:48, archived)
# You was going to say something to him
but you was too shy shy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:50, archived)
# haha
i contented myself with an inward sneer of contempt
like i did with most of the Harlow population
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:52, archived)
# I've been to Harlow a couple of times
It struck me as one of those places you can put the word "Planet" in front of and it makes perfect sense. Like Planet Croydon for instance, or Planet Walmart.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)
# or "why the fuck am I in"
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Or "Goodbye"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# or "destroy"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:04, archived)
# or "bomb"
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Even in the eighties, this was considered a bad haircut
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Haha
how much more damning can you be about a haircut than that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Things got very grim
even after the horror of the seventies I was to young to notice, yet behold in abject terror
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Haha....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)