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# You're a cunt.
No, seriously. There's far too much unfunny shit posted on the board these days. If you're going to call someone a nazi then make it funny, not just the same tired old cliches that weren't even funny in the first place.

Anyway, I'm off back to lurking!
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Well, that's us told.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:59, archived)
# SHUT UP YOU CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)
# FUCK YOU YOU BELL-END
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)
# I think it's time for a group hug
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# I'll group you in the hug!
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# FUCK YOU YOU BELL-END
Potential aggro chevron spotted
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:08, archived)
# FUCK YOU TOO YOU HIPPY SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Well.
And to think all I was trying to do was be helpful by offering a bit of friendly advice.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# NOB NOB WANKY NOB
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
# AGGRO CHEVRON COMPLETE
COMMENCE AUTODESTRUCT SEQUENCE

Edit: Argh fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:14, archived)
# *dies a little*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)
# I did this
but I don't know if it's funny or not. Actually come to think of it I don't think *anything* I've ever posted has been funny. :( Some of it's been quite good, most of it's been total shit, and precious little has been funny.



I'm probably stuck up my own arse a bit. You know, perhaps this is one of those epiphanies I've heard so much about. Maybe from hereon I'm going to make something of my life. Actually, I'll make a movie of it! And this will be where I have that voice-over.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# I think I went to a Hawkwind concert with that guy.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:05, archived)
# It's not funny...
But it's weirdly compelling. Don't make something of your life, keep posting here.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:06, archived)
# I'll settle for "wierdly compelling"
indeed, i want that on my gravestone

also that picture survived a mod attack the other day. there were three pics up ther e-- the source, and two headswaps. for some reason the mod didn't link my one even when i pointed it out to him twice.

one of my proudest moments. along with this.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Also.
It looks a bit Robocoppy. The guy on the bike not the dating dilema one.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)
# You want a spelling mistake on your gravestone?
And I think your naked bicycle man survived because he's in black and white, and therefore artistic.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)
# ahahaha
yeah i like the idea of a spelling mistake on my gravestone.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Here Lies Boris the Spider
your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:21, archived)
# here lies boris the spider
wierdly compelling in his own way
now resting he wnted to say
your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Perfect!
Get that in your will now (before you get stuck in the bath)
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)
# why so serious?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:09, archived)
# :)
Actually I'm just arsing around.

Also looking for this:

God I'm talented.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:17, archived)
# pfff
i think one of these bastards got my window today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)
# contented shitgrin
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)
# David Cameron?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Nah
David Cameron is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)