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[challenge entry] I would have done a better job.. if i wanted to waste my time on him..

From the General election: Photoshop Tories challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(i_satan, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)
# I have to admit, I like their tree logo thing.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Hippy ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:45, archived)
# oh maaaan imagine how many lentils i've eaten even
man far out
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:46, archived)
# If you like counted all the lentils you've ever eaten......
And like added them up man..... would it be as many like man .... as the amount of all the stars on all the beaches.... in like the whole univers man....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)
# so deep
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:01, archived)
# I'm sure a had an old crappy PC with a similar logo
(JoePesky, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:46, archived)
# my three year old daughter has done something similar.
if she keeps up this level of work next year she'll make the directors board.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)
# When I saw it I realised how simple it was, but I thought about how much the designer will have been paid for doing fuck all.
I expect he ripped off the Tories, which is okay.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)
# i can agree to this working policy and hope to work with them in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# +1
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:59, archived)
# i shall help them with their 2014 election bid.

not that i'm predicting the outsome, that is reserved for media tycoons.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:01, archived)
# That should be a DS game.
Media Tycoon DS

You spend 40 hours of game time making things up that infuriate people. And dying inside.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)
# I have to admit, that's a lovely blouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)
# I have to admit, he's got quite a nice crowd forming there.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)
# I have to admit, I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)
# I have to admit, that's hot.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:44, archived)
# I have to admit, with a fist like that I'll happily be his new meatglove.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:45, archived)
# I have to admit, I'm jealous of his pterodactyl
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:45, archived)
# was is a polydactyl pterodactyl?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Haha, that's the one
It looks like it's wearing a silly hat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:51, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:57, archived)
# partydactyl!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:59, archived)
# this adds that festive flair which it was sorely lacking :D
I also hate this keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:59, archived)
# You can just tell he's excited for pin the tail on the theropod!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Proof that prehistoric times were, overall, much more jolly than scientists believe :)
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:05, archived)
# i have to admit, my boobs are keeping my knees warm
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:46, archived)
# I have to admit.....
He dose remind me of commander Data out of star treck...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:46, archived)
# I have to admit, oh God what have I done?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Putting a stop to this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:48, archived)
# I love you Mu, thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:49, archived)
# alright mu?
hows it going mate?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:49, archived)
# A'ight vodkafiend.
www.b3ta.com/board/10027081
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)
# good day the pair of you
posted this here after you may have retired last night:
www.b3ta.com/board/10025643
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:06, archived)
# Fucking A!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)
# RACISTS GAVE ME CANCER
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Yeah, fuck them. Running their races. Thinking they're better than us just because they can run 50 yards without collapsing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Don't get me started on fucking triathletes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Tell me about the triathletes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
# clearly fucking them takes a lot of effort
hence the consternation about starting on fucking triathletes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:14, archived)
# as a black woman trapped in a white man's body, I have to agree
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)
# A black lesbian woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# RAPISTS GAVE ME A COFFEE-COLOURED BABY
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)
# spoilsport
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Booo
Down with this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
# You spelt 'C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!' wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:57, archived)
# You're a cunt.
No, seriously. There's far too much unfunny shit posted on the board these days. If you're going to call someone a nazi then make it funny, not just the same tired old cliches that weren't even funny in the first place.

Anyway, I'm off back to lurking!
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Well, that's us told.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:59, archived)
# SHUT UP YOU CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)
# FUCK YOU YOU BELL-END
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)
# I think it's time for a group hug
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# I'll group you in the hug!
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# FUCK YOU YOU BELL-END
Potential aggro chevron spotted
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:08, archived)
# FUCK YOU TOO YOU HIPPY SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Well.
And to think all I was trying to do was be helpful by offering a bit of friendly advice.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# NOB NOB WANKY NOB
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
# AGGRO CHEVRON COMPLETE
COMMENCE AUTODESTRUCT SEQUENCE

Edit: Argh fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:14, archived)
# *dies a little*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)
# I did this
but I don't know if it's funny or not. Actually come to think of it I don't think *anything* I've ever posted has been funny. :( Some of it's been quite good, most of it's been total shit, and precious little has been funny.



I'm probably stuck up my own arse a bit. You know, perhaps this is one of those epiphanies I've heard so much about. Maybe from hereon I'm going to make something of my life. Actually, I'll make a movie of it! And this will be where I have that voice-over.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# I think I went to a Hawkwind concert with that guy.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:05, archived)
# It's not funny...
But it's weirdly compelling. Don't make something of your life, keep posting here.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:06, archived)
# I'll settle for "wierdly compelling"
indeed, i want that on my gravestone

also that picture survived a mod attack the other day. there were three pics up ther e-- the source, and two headswaps. for some reason the mod didn't link my one even when i pointed it out to him twice.

one of my proudest moments. along with this.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Also.
It looks a bit Robocoppy. The guy on the bike not the dating dilema one.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)
# You want a spelling mistake on your gravestone?
And I think your naked bicycle man survived because he's in black and white, and therefore artistic.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)
# ahahaha
yeah i like the idea of a spelling mistake on my gravestone.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Here Lies Boris the Spider
your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:21, archived)
# here lies boris the spider
wierdly compelling in his own way
now resting he wnted to say
your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Perfect!
Get that in your will now (before you get stuck in the bath)
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)
# why so serious?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:09, archived)
# :)
Actually I'm just arsing around.

Also looking for this:

God I'm talented.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:17, archived)
# pfff
i think one of these bastards got my window today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)
# contented shitgrin
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)
# David Cameron?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Nah
David Cameron is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Change?
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:57, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Subject goes here
(CarrierbagHead, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 8:41, archived)
# O HAI Noob practice post!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 2 May 2010, 0:13, archived)