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# what happens if my ring finger is shorter than my index finger?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 May 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Yooou're a laaaaaady! Or a man. I forget.
I also forge.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Oh I wondered what the blood on my leg was...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Same here
I think this is actually the norm. Worried about the original poster now.
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:19, archived)
# The trend is for women to have a longer index and men to have a longer ring finger.
grannygeek.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/ndexfinger.jpg

^conclusive proof you're gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Ahh, better inform the missus tonight... she won't be best pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Maybe she'll like it up the shitter
^ I can't believe I just typed that. I don't know you, or your missus. You're probably very nice people. I am so very sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I can't believe you beat me to it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 May 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Especially as I typed more.
The advantages of long fingers I guess...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:28, archived)
# You cur!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Give her a farewell bumming before telling her.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 May 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Her fingers may indicate that she's a homosexual male. Be alarmed!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:25, archived)
# so Ross Kemp is a bisexual schizophrenic woman doctor?
It all makes sense now.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:25, archived)
# that is the norm
if you're from norfolk
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# But to be fair they have 6 or 7 fingers on each hand
so it can be a bit confusing
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:23, archived)
# you have a smaller than average penis
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Apparently it's not.
But that remains to be independently verified.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 May 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Still not found a lady to ravage?
Surely there's at least ONE Aussie math nerd girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:30, archived)
# There's three in my office.
Something tells me it won't end well.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# THREE.
That's three chances to fuck up and feel worthless and lonely. Three chances to put your weewee in one of their girly purses though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I'm thinking of starting with the portly one.
As it's the lowest probability of rejection. The complement of course being the biggest feeling of worthlessness and loneliness.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 May 2010, 12:41, archived)
# gaz me a pic, I'll verify it for you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:30, archived)
# alright.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# OMG!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:39, archived)
# YEAAAAAAAH
*prides*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 May 2010, 12:41, archived)