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[challenge entry] That awful poo lady (inspired by Ben Goldacre)

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(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Fucking bitch. I hate that woman.
At least do some proper science - like this:

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 13 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Doesn't she always promote "Spirulina", too?
(And in a way that makes you wonder why we're not all dead from Spirulina Difficiency...)

What the galloping fuck is it?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# it's a cheese spread in a tube isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# With its miracle intraoral cheese applicator
For that cheese tang on-the-go!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Made of spuriousness and semolina.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 13 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# seaweed
you smoke it on a boat
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# it's green stuff out of the sea that tastes absolutely vile
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:32, archived)
# As opposed to
the chicken parfait I'm eating. nom nom nom

Though 90g of the stuff is more than it sounds
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:40, archived)