Keep it away from your mum or aunty obviously
but what a fine companion it would be.
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Sat 15 May 2010, 1:45,
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could it be trained?
I'd like to do an act on Britain's Got Talent.
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Sat 15 May 2010, 1:48,
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Now,
we just know each other vaguely on a messageboard. You don't have to lie to me about having had a vasectomy.
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Sat 15 May 2010, 2:04,
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Well, except for the nasty bugs that come with bareback.
Not shoving an umbrella up my whatsit!
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Sat 15 May 2010, 2:23,
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Really?
How did you persuade the medical types to do it so young?
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Sat 15 May 2010, 2:26,
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