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[challenge entry] The Inevitable Evolution Of Male Sexuality. It Takes an Ejaculation of Millions to Fuck My Screen.

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(twattybanjo, Sat 15 May 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Crikey!
I'm sure glad MY spermatozoa aren't that big. That looks painful!
Am I a freak!? Do I have microsperm? OMG SELF DOUBT!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 15 May 2010, 1:41, archived)
# One big fella you could beat to death with a shoe
or keep as a pet is the way forward.
(twattybanjo, Sat 15 May 2010, 1:43, archived)
# I like the idea of a pet sperm
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 15 May 2010, 1:44, archived)
# Keep it away from your mum or aunty obviously
but what a fine companion it would be.
(twattybanjo, Sat 15 May 2010, 1:45, archived)
# could it be trained?
I'd like to do an act on Britain's Got Talent.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 15 May 2010, 1:48, archived)
# Personally I'm having a vasectomy, just in case.
(twattybanjo, Sat 15 May 2010, 1:52, archived)
# I had one of those when I was 21
riding bareback FTW
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 15 May 2010, 1:59, archived)
# Now,
we just know each other vaguely on a messageboard. You don't have to lie to me about having had a vasectomy.
(twattybanjo, Sat 15 May 2010, 2:04, archived)
# Well, except for the nasty bugs that come with bareback.
Not shoving an umbrella up my whatsit!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 15 May 2010, 2:23, archived)
# Really?
How did you persuade the medical types to do it so young?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 15 May 2010, 2:26, archived)
# and far from your sister!
Where would you put the leash when you want to take it for a walk? Snot like it has a neck. Spose you could staple it on.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 15 May 2010, 2:24, archived)
# Pierce its nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 15 May 2010, 2:28, archived)
# Surely the next step would be jizz out frogs?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 15 May 2010, 1:47, archived)
# Oh man you're like a billion years in the future.
Patience my friend, patience.
(twattybanjo, Sat 15 May 2010, 1:50, archived)
# Fuck that's weird
off now for the last beer, g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 May 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Worst case of blue balls I've ever seen!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 15 May 2010, 2:22, archived)
# haha
love the way the helm beaks open at the end

reminds me of a website I saw once... eeeek
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 15 May 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Good god!
You wouldn't want one of those escaping under the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:28, archived)