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# Just getting my rocks off when...
anal
(Anal Baby You Smell, Mon 17 May 2010, 0:54, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 May 2010, 0:55, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 May 2010, 1:30, archived)
# HIS MIGHT ASS OF THE ANCIENTS WITH A MYSTICAL SECRET/SECRETION THAT UNLOCKS THE KEY TO SAVING THE EARTH FROM THE ONSLAUGHT OF THE ONSLAUGHTATRONS FROM THE MYSTERIOUS PLANET OF ONSLAUGTANIA DEEP IN OUTER SPACE
and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 May 2010, 1:34, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 17 May 2010, 4:07, archived)
# PUMPASS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 May 2010, 0:55, archived)
# I was thinking of a porn remake
(Anal Baby You Smell, Mon 17 May 2010, 0:58, archived)
# remade into what
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 May 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Into a film so I could crack one off to it.
(Anal Baby You Smell, Mon 17 May 2010, 1:00, archived)
# but there's already one crack in the image!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 May 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Oh, I get it now. I was looking at it and thinking
"I'm sure that's not the poster for Alien, and that egg and tagline certainly seems suspect. In fact, I suspect an allusion to a certain sexual act is contained within this image."
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 17 May 2010, 1:00, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 17 May 2010, 1:38, archived)