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[challenge entry] Fake Seance compo entry #

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(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:53, archived)
# ooh yeah
his investigations thingamy is on tonight. It was quite good watching the little toerag psychic squirm and bullshit last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:56, archived)
# I have a family full of people into this sort of thing.
They take it completely seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:58, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:00, archived)
# They're my family, I have to love them...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:01, archived)
# my family's like the Adam's family
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:03, archived)
# you have a cousin made entirely of hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:04, archived)
# I know I do
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:04, archived)
# i have an aunt made entirely of fat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:08, archived)
# No, in my family that's me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:06, archived)
# don't go bald, you'll vanish!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:08, archived)
# i've never even heard of the thing he's looking at tonight
should be interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
# hmm me neither
but after a quick google, it seems it's a form of remote viewing (astral projection / spirit walking). Not sure how he intends to disprove this one. You can't exactly call someone a liar when they think they're seeing something you can't possibly see. Schizo, sure, but not a liar :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:04, archived)
# I imagine it'll be similar to when he did the seance
Basically saying it's real, but it's your brain doing it
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:08, archived)
# yeah, but if it's real
enough for blind people to be able to avoid obstacles, then it's actually real, and not just a hallucination. I'm going to assume none of the things Derren investigates in this series will turn out to be real.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:11, archived)
# True...
I remember Barry and Stuart did a thing where they made the blind see, I imagine it'll work a bit like that.

Although yeah, he is a big massive liar usually. When he fucked up in the casino, that was GENIUS
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:18, archived)
# i'll watch resident evil instead
far more believable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:01, archived)
# hahahaha, great.
reminds me of a monkey island game for some reason :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:56, archived)
# MARY LOVES DICK!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:57, archived)
# MARY LOVS DICH!
and so on

(edit: GAH!)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Beware of the magic lanterns at those fake say ants' . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:02, archived)
# OH YESSSSSSSSSSS!
u drinka da potion too?:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Chug- A - Lug
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:11, archived)
# They are on a boat.
AICM... etc etc.
(Cheddar George, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:06, archived)
# winner!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:08, archived)
#  
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:13, archived)
# posers:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:16, archived)
# To be fair to them
they are on a boat. If I was in their position I'd probably be excited enough to sing about it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:32, archived)
# guess you're right
I've heard far better hip-hop though:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:36, archived)
# nice.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Looks real enough.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:58, archived)