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[challenge entry] elsewhere, 13.7 billion years ago...

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(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Thats awesome.
*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:41, archived)
# you're quite persistent today, are you going to stay for good this time?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:47, archived)
# I don't think I'm ready for a long term relationship.
B3ta can be so demanding.

How're you these days?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:50, archived)
# not much change here
same job, same girl, low hummus...
and generally quite happy :D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:59, archived)
# *hi-fives*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:00, archived)
# *ruffles fur*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 May 2010, 14:01, archived)
# *licks paws*
*pats down tufts*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:03, archived)
# $9 Billion it cost to build the large hadron collider
and this is the best you scientists have done with it.

I WANT BLACK HOLES GODDAMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# I OF COURSE MEAN HOLES OF ALL COLOURS, RELIGION, SEXUAL ORIENTATION AND ABILITY
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:46, archived)
# But you have a problem with their gender and weight?
Bigot! Bigot I say!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
# actually
just the laydeees!
but I hear they are all on the heavy side
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
# and / or time travel please
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha!
that's brown holes shoe-oily?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Or a real taste for dark-skinned prostitutes.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:55, archived)
# THAT WAS NEVER PROVED
on a technicality
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 14:04, archived)
# WAHEY
go go particles:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:44, archived)