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[challenge entry] Einstein seedlings coming along nicely

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(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:25, archived)
# would you start the fans please!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
#
You're not singing, you're not singing, you're not singing anymore!

Who's the wanker in the black!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Batman?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Officelolz
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:46, archived)
# I dare you to call Johnny Cash a wanker to his face
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:17, archived)
# if I see johnny cash, the first
thing I'll say is:

g-g-g-g-g-g-ghost!

Then I'll run really fast on the spot for a while, before dashing away.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:20, archived)
# ...
E=MCWOO
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# hurrah!
for a text woo too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:36, archived)
# emcwoo?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:35, archived)
# have you only got internet in black & white?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Is there any other kind?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
# I remember when it was silent too
(I do!)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I feel wrong not having the icon.
Curse you Paypal! *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
# just stick some cash in the post to Mrs T
and she'll give cr3 the nod
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Yeah I've gaz'd her about doing an over the counter job, but I guess she's at work.
job payment

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:57, archived)
# you have to get a better licence
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
# That's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:28, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] elsewhere, 13.7 billion years ago...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Thats awesome.
*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:41, archived)
# you're quite persistent today, are you going to stay for good this time?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:47, archived)
# I don't think I'm ready for a long term relationship.
B3ta can be so demanding.

How're you these days?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:50, archived)
# not much change here
same job, same girl, low hummus...
and generally quite happy :D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:59, archived)
# *hi-fives*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:00, archived)
# *ruffles fur*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 May 2010, 14:01, archived)
# *licks paws*
*pats down tufts*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:03, archived)
# $9 Billion it cost to build the large hadron collider
and this is the best you scientists have done with it.

I WANT BLACK HOLES GODDAMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# I OF COURSE MEAN HOLES OF ALL COLOURS, RELIGION, SEXUAL ORIENTATION AND ABILITY
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:46, archived)
# But you have a problem with their gender and weight?
Bigot! Bigot I say!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
# actually
just the laydeees!
but I hear they are all on the heavy side
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
# and / or time travel please
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
#
L
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha!
that's brown holes shoe-oily?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Or a real taste for dark-skinned prostitutes.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:55, archived)
# THAT WAS NEVER PROVED
on a technicality
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 14:04, archived)
# WAHEY
go go particles:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Is this part of his Unified Field Theory? :P
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Prepare yourself.
They're bringing the giant frying pan around....
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:32, archived)
# They look very similar
I think they're Relatives.

(Alternative punchline : Einstein liked brewed leaves in water when his mother made it. Inspired the Theory of Relativey Tea.)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Kropotkin always drank coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:35, archived)
# He didn't when he was chasing Sonic :o
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:37, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Hahahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Damn you, Kropotkin!
Damn you to Hades!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Bloody hell.
You geek!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:35, archived)
# hahaha!
START THE PANS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Brilliant!!!! :D *Click*

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
# :D:D
Silly cybin:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:46, archived)
# This is great and disturbing at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:15, archived)
# back in his disco phase
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Ha, that's lovely!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:56, archived)