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# Performing a perfect wookie roar is a sure fire way to get girls too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:19, archived)
# We had a teacher who looked like a wookie, so I'd like to think that perhaps my roar is more finely-tuned than many.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:21, archived)
# I got bored one night and taught myself.
How cool am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:25, archived)
# I don't know.
Is there a thermometer in your room? That will probably give a relatively accurate reading.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:27, archived)
# I have a meat thermometer somwhere that I could stick in my thigh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Not everyone keeps a thermometer in their room
we don't all have a temperature activated bomb surgically bound to our brain
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:33, archived)
# If I pull one my dining chairs out from under the table
it does a perfect Wookie noise.

But only one of the chairs does this.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:30, archived)
# This is exactly the type of information that girls can't resist.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:32, archived)
# ha! but isn't it
wookiee? or is it wookiie?

*checks*

oh, it's wookiee. Still can't do a decent roar, however it's spelt.

edit: and being pedantic about the spelling of wookiee is definitely not a good way to get girls...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:33, archived)
# You know how to gargle right?
Practice gargling and making an "oooooooor" sound, like you're rolling an r. Then cup your hands in front of your mouth to make an echo box and give it some ooomph.
I can only imagine how attractive to the opposite sex I am right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:36, archived)
# my god, it works!
thanks!

*runs off to impress girls*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:37, archived)
# goddam thats a good tip.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:41, archived)