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# ^This^
I don't know if I should make polite conversation or just whip out my mallets and play her ribs like a Xylophone,
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Ha! "whip out my mallets"
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# the plural is worrying
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
#
DualCock!™

Now available to Robert Dyers
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Why does this sound like it should be said by Alan Partridge?
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Best
Euphemism
EVAR!!!
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
#
mallets cock
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# from the inside!
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:21, archived)