^This^
I don't know if I should make polite conversation or just whip out my mallets and play her ribs like a Xylophone,
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 21 May 2010, 13:19,
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Ha! "whip out my mallets"
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TheOther,
Fri 21 May 2010, 13:20,
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the plural is worrying
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Fri 21 May 2010, 13:21,
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DualCock!™
Now available to Robert Dyers
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TheOther,
Fri 21 May 2010, 13:23,
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Why does this sound like it should be said by Alan Partridge?
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?,
Fri 21 May 2010, 13:24,
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Best
Euphemism
EVAR!!!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 21 May 2010, 13:21,
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mallets cock
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 21 May 2010, 13:21,
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from the inside!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 21 May 2010, 13:21,
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