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# Ha ha ha . . . whut?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Disagree.
EAT SOMETHING, WOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
# *offers an obvious choice*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# I think she needs more than a little snack
in the shape of a teeny tiny penis...



(Happy B-day!)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# OK OK
but there is a backlog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Btw happy canhdals Griffy :)

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:33, archived)
# hehe
we just gave our fluffy white cat a bath and just let her straight out into the garden to dry off

she looks really funny
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# You gave your *cat* a bath?
Are you INSANE?

Those things can be lethal when wetted!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:51, archived)
# aw - she just whined a bit
there was 2 of us doing it.

She's too sweet to fight. She was just happy she wasn't being raped by her brother again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
# ^This^
I don't know if I should make polite conversation or just whip out my mallets and play her ribs like a Xylophone,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Ha! "whip out my mallets"
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# the plural is worrying
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
#
DualCock!™

Now available to Robert Dyers
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Why does this sound like it should be said by Alan Partridge?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Best
Euphemism
EVAR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
#
mallets cock
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# from the inside!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# ^^
Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# She gives me the horn
don't worry love, I've got boobs for the two of us.
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:22, archived)
# BOKE
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# If I arch my back and hold my arms outstretched in front.
my moobs go all triangular.



(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# *tries to adblock text*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:25, archived)
# heheheeheh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# If I bend over to 45degrees
they hang down in front like dead bits of jiggling underbelly.
They go pale and translucent as the blood rushes out. the only colour being the pink nipple that tappers off into a bulbus buds surrounded by hairs.
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:30, archived)
# You must be an expert at hiding, naked, in cheery trees.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# every time you look into a cheery tree, I could be in there.
You'll never see me; but I could be there.
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:34, archived)
# And that, dearest children, is how
your uncle Barry's irrational cherry tree phobia came to be.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:40, archived)
# and you must never ask him about plum trees
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Do they disappear when you lie down?
Or do they stand firm, pert and proud?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:28, archived)
# They still have the pertness of yesteryear.
mooching off to the sides.
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Who the hell is she?
tineye is no help :(
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Only pies can save her now!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Still would im afraid, though carefully just incase of snapping it in half.
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# *votes for top riff*
lovely melody:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:23, archived)