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# Vernon Kay must have won a competition
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:49, archived)
# I hope the prize involves some sort of televised death.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# and his last word is "BOLTON"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# or something about not being able to keep his dick in check
despite being married to Tess fucking Daly!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# did you see her in that Beloved video?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# I never knew she was in that!
watching it now

*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:09, archived)
# oh boy!
have you spotted her?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:15, archived)
# I'll have to study it properly later
when I'm not at work
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
# good plan
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# ONLY THREE PEOPLE ARE FROM BOLTON, TWO OF THEM ARE CALLED KAY
AND THE OTHER ONE DIED WHEN A CHIMNEY FELL ON HIM.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:51, archived)
# they didnt Bolt it on very well then...
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Do you have a problem with my hometown, guy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Nope, I'm perfectly happy for you to live there.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:55, archived)
# *obviouses*
I'm not your guy, man.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Hey hey, I'm not looking for no trouble there pal.
I didn't know you two were together.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Yeah, well I didn't know your eyes were together.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Sassy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# *clicks fingers in a rectangular motion*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:02, archived)
# All the better to perceive distance... to YER MUMMA.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Yo mom's SO fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought Eastenders was ending.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# No, YOUR mumma's so fat NASA crashed a probe on her ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Your mom's SO fat she's got cakes in her orbit!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
# And they get a gravitational kick from her massive head!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
# I before E except after C.
Hrrrooooooom!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# I have no idea what you're talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:07, archived)
# it killed the wrong one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Bolton :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Yeah, but hey... it's better than coming from *placename*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:01, archived)
# your butt?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Bumhole.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# You wish you could come from my butt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# *party tricks*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# I'm reporting you to a moderator because you're bullying me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:02, archived)
# I'm sorry, *placename* has a fine and honourable tradition.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# *is from Swindon*
*shuts up*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:07, archived)
# :o!
Poor bugger, I feel your pain.
(Swindon here too)
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:08, archived)
# American reporting in. You think you have it bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Fuck off Big mac.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# My feelings are hurt!
I'm going to eat to heal my pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Have a Chicken Royale
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Why do you think we let you keep it?
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# but you like snooker?
and don't call it billiards?

*is confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Get this, I'm also a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# well, hellooooooooo......
WTF does your name mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:27, archived)
# It means the things I'm telling you might not be 100% accurate.
HA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# meh - too late now
*wipes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:30, archived)
# none of these places is as bad as weston-super-mare
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Then why is super in it eh??
Its not Weston Mare is it??
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# the super was added as a cover to con peeps to visit
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
#
mare mud
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Don't knock the place of my birth
and where I had the unfortunate luck to live for the first 20 years of my sorry life!

Oh, go on then
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:41, archived)
# are you? whereabouts?
(it is 49% possible that we have had this conversation before)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# near the Wyvern in the middle of town . .
town being a loose term :P
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
# well bugger me!
I'm in Peatmoor
*waves*

hang on - near the Wyvern? Do you live in the car park?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Over the road by the council offices..
*waves back*
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# coo-eee!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 15:39, archived)