I was looking forward to footageof Bono cowering under a barrage of 80 000 bottles of piss.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Tue 25 May 2010, 14:27,
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Me too :(U2 have done some OK songs, but how are they the biggest band in the world? Plus Bono is a preaching cunt. "Give all your money to charity..."
"WHY DON'T YOU, YOU RICH CUNT?!"
("WHY DON'T YOU, YOU RICH CUNT?!"
Mr Gear the gay-maker,
Tue 25 May 2010, 14:31,
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As I said to my girlfriend earlier on today (after she claimed to like 'a couple of their songs')......you are now a U2 fan.
Feel free to call me a cunt. Like what she did.
(Feel free to call me a cunt. Like what she did.
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Tue 25 May 2010, 14:44,
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You're thinking of Reading
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 25 May 2010, 14:37,
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I see this sort of thing everytime I close my eyesexcept, Bono is cowering under a barrage of hungry flying piranha-owl hybrids, that each tear off an approximate square-centimetre of his flesh every time they attack. This goes on for hours, while I stand chortling and shooting his eyes with a water pistol filled with bleach and lemon juice.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 25 May 2010, 14:53,
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hungry flying piranha-owl hybridsI'll nip across the road to Life Sciences. This kind of thing must be created, and soon.
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Tue 25 May 2010, 14:57,
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