I thought they won that prize as soon as they overtook Microsoft in the global rich list this weekpoor microsoft, can anyone spare $2b for a cup of tea?
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 28 May 2010, 11:33,
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Microsoft Teajust imagine.........
nope - can't think of any jokes
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 28 May 2010, 11:35,
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Is it fairtrade?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 28 May 2010, 11:38,
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Under the licensing terms, they'd continue to own it all the way through..."It looks like you're trying to have a piss".
"Would you like me to
- hold it for you
- give it a little shake"
Mind you, if it was Apple, they'd probably try to recall it when you were on your third cup...
("Would you like me to
- hold it for you
- give it a little shake"
Mind you, if it was Apple, they'd probably try to recall it when you were on your third cup...
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 28 May 2010, 11:46,
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If you find it's not tastyjust pour it back into the kettle and fill your cup again.
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Ratsta,
Fri 28 May 2010, 11:48,
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Digital intellectual property is fookedMicrosoft need to make hardware or they'll be left behind (Especially since Google are determined to usurp them).
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Fri 28 May 2010, 11:39,
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