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# :p
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:30, archived)
# that's why they are so rich!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 11:31, archived)
# nice toy, £500 too much though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Sounds about right.
Apple are soon going to make themselves as hated as Microsoft.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:32, archived)
# I thought they won that prize as soon as they overtook Microsoft in the global rich list this week
poor microsoft, can anyone spare $2b for a cup of tea?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Microsoft Tea
just imagine.........

nope - can't think of any jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 May 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Is it fairtrade?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Under the licensing terms, they'd continue to own it all the way through...
"It looks like you're trying to have a piss".

"Would you like me to
- hold it for you
- give it a little shake"

Mind you, if it was Apple, they'd probably try to recall it when you were on your third cup...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:46, archived)
# If you find it's not tasty
just pour it back into the kettle and fill your cup again.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Digital intellectual property is fooked
Microsoft need to make hardware or they'll be left behind (Especially since Google are determined to usurp them).
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:39, archived)
#
Apple are soon going to make *have made themselves as hated as Microsoft.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Really?
I obviously know too many people who ejaculate whenever they hear the word "Apple" or "i*insert random word here*". I thought they were still luvvies
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Oh, they still have the 'Wired' readers.
iDivorcedfromreality
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:51, archived)
# no
because most people are stupid
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Isn't that the standard pricing procedure of most american companies?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:34, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:40, archived)