Hahahaha
For NHS direct to help you'd have to stick your own finger up your bum and then describe your prostate to them over the phone.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:34,
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And they offer that service for free?
Most phone lines that cater for that are about £3.99 a minute.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:36,
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