I have just been shopping. I bought a crate of sol beer, a litre of sainsburys gin, a litre of Tanqueray gin and 6 litres of tonic water.I already had a crate of carlsberg, a crate of real ales, a litre of whiskey, a bottle of vodka, a bottle of Captain Morgan's spiced rum, a bottle of coconut rum, a full 20 bottle wine rack and 3 bottles of champagne. but didn't fancy any of them.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:17,
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I've been sent to the shop four times today, for ice and wine and plastic cups and milk and coke and stuff.People are rubbish.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:20,
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Hahaha, the lesbians made you their shopping bitch
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:27,
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Well, one is my mum. And another is her "Partner"So yeah.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:29,
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Ah.No offence meant
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:30,
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None taken. I'm drunk and cheerful and not entirely sure what's going on.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:33,
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I'm not sure if I'm drunk. I took a picture of myself on the webcam but still can't work out if I look drunk
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:47,
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I'm happily sure I'm drunk out my skull.I still have half a plastic cup of vodka and coke here, and a full can of strongbow for afters.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:50,
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You should get hold of some red wine to even it out.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:54,
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There's a bottle of red wine downstairs.With enough encouragement I'd probably go and get it. But I like not having to have my stomach pumped.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:57,
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We don't really do stomach pumping.Well, during 4 months of A&E I never saw it happen. We generally just left them to sleep it off in a pool of their own sick. If I was feeling generous I'd put a drip up so their hangover wasn't so bad.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:00,
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No, on closer inspection I appear to be pissed off about something. I'd better start acting like it.FUCK YOU ALL FOR WHATEVER REASON
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:51,
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As shall I. Mu, go out and buy me lime for my gin and tonic!chop chop
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:30,
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Well you'd better hurry up then. BUY ME LIMES
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:37,
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Oooh, just went to make myself a gin and tonic and found a bottle of bombay sapphire, a bottle of baileys, a bottle of limoncello and some weird raspberry liquor I'd forgotten about.I should totally have a party!
if I had any friends.
(if I had any friends.
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:25,
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