Oh no. As far as I can tell the lesbian hierarchy goes of how fat and short they are.We had some Lesbian QUEENS there tonight. There were perhaps two straight women there. One of whom was unearthly thin, not in a good way. The other was 23 and nicely curvy, but completely uninterested in me :(
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:24,
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Well sounds like you had your chance with the curvy one, she's mine now.You definitely mean curvy as opposed to sturdy?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:26,
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As far as know she has a boyfriend.I've known her since we were young, and I once made her cry by refusing to let her win at connect four. I wouldn't normally be interested, but she was the only straight girl there and I was already drunk when she arrived.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:32,
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...plus you know you're better than her at connect 4
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:33,
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I'm not even that good at connect four.'ello mof.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:34,
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Well, maybe you should have offered to let her win at connect four this time in return for sex.I had a scary night out with the ward staff last night. Just 20 letchy nurses in their mid-30s and me, as my consultant abandoned me in the pub fairly early on.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:35,
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Now THAT sounds like a missed opertunity right there.I;ve spelt opertunity wrong. Fuck it.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:38,
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Or said something SAUVE like..."Play connect two with me and we'll BOTH win".
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:38,
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With 20 lesbians there, including your mum, it's not quite that easy. Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:43,
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