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# saucy aliens
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:59, archived)
# a disturbingly tallented air about tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:02, archived)
# Do my wobbly paint pictures count?
*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:05, archived)
# yes they would be on the pinicle
of good taste and artistic refernce
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:13, archived)
# of course they do.
Keep 'em coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:19, archived)
# Yeah. Mu, I was going to look for porn but I can't be bothered now. Draw me pictures of lesbians playing with their bums
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:21, archived)
# Ok, but bare in mind I know what real lesbians look like.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:24, archived)
# Yes, that's why i asked you
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:33, archived)
# haha
in some cases, that's probably quite a close approximation
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:35, archived)
# I spent today surrounded by 20+ lesbians.
I was the tallest, and had the longest hair there, and I'm very much male.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:36, archived)
# 'shopped images only, please
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:35, archived)
# would
both of them and both their friends and anyone they recomended
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:37, archived)
# Mu, these lesbians are clearly not playing with their bums
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:42, archived)
# Why would they be playing with their bums?
No lesbian would be playing with their bum just because YOU asked to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:44, archived)
# Muuuuuuuu!!!!!
All I was saying is, you're kind enough to assist people with advice when they delete threads.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 4:06, archived)
# Am I? I guess I am...
I just don't like the idea of people being scared off before they have a chance to experience this shithole properly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 4:15, archived)
# Judging by my recent record, I'd have trouble getting 'em hosted.
So why don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:24, archived)
# I just raided downstairs and came back up with
2 cans of cider, a mini chocolate muffin, 2 cold burgers on white bread and a slice of birthday cake.
I might be up for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:22, archived)
# ok i have a pint of gin and a bottle of tonic and half a thing of
blackcurrent allot of pot noodles and a flashing lighter that has a turbo gas flame and a pace maker "I know why it failed" in a glass surround. and some other things oh and some rice cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:32, archived)
# the gin is allmost gone now
edit : screeming poofta = gin (half a pint) a dash or blackberry and top it up with tonic
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:38, archived)
# I like gin.
My wife hates the smell.
I don't drink gin.
LOOK AND LEARN FRIENDS, LOOK AND LEARN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 4:21, archived)
# mixed crate of beer, half a tin of pringles and 2 cucumbers
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:36, archived)
# To quote Phil Collins:
"I can feel a disturbingly talented whatever coming in the air tonight... oh Lord..."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:09, archived)
# to quote phil in another refeance
i am going to take you all up the arse and make allot of money because of i am an enflangealist
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:14, archived)
# oh lord
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:16, archived)
# hahaha,
that's probably the best of his solo singles.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:17, archived)
# he works to a system
you cant stop him when he walks ...uhmm like an egyption. ok i lost my way
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:18, archived)
# OK, he may have "dancing" issues, but what kinda fool can argue with his groundbreaking '80s hit
"i am going to take you all up the arse and make allot of money because of i am an enflangealist" ?

Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:22, archived)
# he cant dance but
to fact a fact he can feel it comming in the air tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:25, archived)
# if i might interupt myself and state that this is the circle of life
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:27, archived)
# collins you waxy candle bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:25, archived)
# even i dont lovemyself enough
as much as i love your right now with your hair shining in the light of the night like a light so bright.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:29, archived)
# Oh come on.
You failed to use the word "shite".

Talk about an open goal!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:37, archived)
# this kids got the skills alright!
likey likey
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 6 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Yay! Any knackered old excuse for a repost
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:07, archived)
# LOLBOOM!
Ahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:08, archived)
# I just wish it took up a bit less vertical space on the screen.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:11, archived)
# haha
i always knew they were bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:10, archived)
# ^v^v^v cruel but fair v^v^v^
edit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGxdgNJ_lZM
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:17, archived)
# oof.
Harsh but uncruel.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:32, archived)
# I should not be allowed to live
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:33, archived)
# I will collapse soon thn tomorrow i wont know what happened
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:41, archived)
# oh good...
then you won't remember this:
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:44, archived)
# yuo sir are a kind of hero to me
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:47, archived)
# Hahaha
"Stand your drink upon my forehead!"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:52, archived)
# I put my last quarter of a screeming poofter in the fast freeze section of the freezer next to some neurofen so i can recover tomorrow
and now i will make a note to book with mygp for this pain in my lungs
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:20, archived)