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# :D
(herman:D, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:43, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
EN-GER-LAND!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Faaaake!!
There's no way a flag would move like on the moon!

On another note, I was trying to convince someone that foxes aren't really much of a pest in towns the other day. I guess I was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:49, archived)
# I've never tried to convince someone that foxes aren't pests in towns
what was it like?
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Surprisingly easy!
There wasn't a counter argument until now! There's a local fox that's a bit lame (in the leg, not as in a shit fox) that walks to heel. It's like a slightly lost dog. It's a pretty cool fox. I would adopt it, but it's a fox so I guess it would be a bad idea, plus my landlord might get a bit pissed off.
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:58, archived)
# yes it would be a bad idea
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:12, archived)
# How can this be a bad idea?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXy9QxKqUQo&feature=related

Unless you have babies or small children or other animals in your house...

(edit: 1:45 for the best bit)
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:17, archived)
# cute as that may be
they are wild animals and belong in the wild

i really don't like this kind of thing, it's like some sort of disney inspired distortion of reality
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Very true
but did you see that documentary about dogs? There's some place in Germany where they are selectively breeding out 'wild' foxes in captivity, ie only breeding with those that are not aggressive to humans. They've ended up with tame foxes (tame from birth), but the weird thing is that their coats no longer look like foxes coats, they are starting to get the same patterns as domestic dogs. I guess that means that it is possible to find a relatively tame wild animal that has inherited its tameness through it's genes.

Anyway, despite the waffle and the video, I really would not adopt a fox. I am not an idiot. I may live in a town now, but I was brought up in the countryside, and I do know the difference between wild animals and pets!
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:32, archived)
# yeah that was a good watch
if i was going to tame a wild animal it wouldn't be a fox though
hippos are the future
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Hahahaha tooo sooooooooon
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Hahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:19, archived)
# ha ha!

Boom boom... shake the cot
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:04, archived)