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# here lies the body of mary lee
died at the age of a hundred and three
For fifteen years she kept her virginity
not a bad record for this vicinity
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:10, archived)
# front's bow, back's stern
if you don't get it right squirt, i throw your ass outta that little round window on the side!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:13, archived)
# *crushes polystyrene cup*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:22, archived)
# marlin? stingray? bit through this piano wire?
don't you tell me my business again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Not like going down the pond, chasin' bluegills and tommycods..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:27, archived)
# porkers?
you talkin' about porkers, mr. hooper?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:28, archived)
# You can get this little needle through his skin?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:31, archived)
# YOU GOT ANY BETTER SUGGESTIONS??
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:32, archived)
# you might want to let that breath..
nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:47, archived)