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# ....but the fact is, the bite radius on this animal is different than the wounds on the victim.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:46, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
fucking splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:48, archived)
# full ahead.
i can go full ahead, come on down and chum some of this shit!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:48, archived)
# it's all psychological.
You yell rat, everybody says, "Huh? What?" You yell fox, we've got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:04, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger bugle...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:05, archived)
# i don't know how many foxes,
maybe a thousand
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:09, archived)
# I don't know how many kids, they averaged 6 an hour...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
Monkeon wants his FP back.

This is totally awesome..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:49, archived)
# ha ha!
Oh that is so, so brilliant. Have a woo and a cor blimey guv'nor
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Thank you, kind people.
I've had this in my head for days, so glad it's finally out.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:52, archived)
# y'see, the thing about a fox
he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.
and when he comes at you, he don't seem to be living.
until he bites you.
then those black eyes roll over white...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:51, archived)
# hahaha!
I love the little blackboard drawing!

edit: yes, i replied to the wrong message
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:53, archived)
# you have clearly had too much/too little alcohol
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:55, archived)
#
Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish Ladies,
Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain;
For we've received orders for to sail for ole England,
But we hope in a short time to see you again.
We will rant and we'll roar like true British sailors,
We'll rant and we'll roar all on the salt sea.
Until we strike soundings in the channel of old England;
From Ushant to Scilly is thirty five leagues.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:56, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:01, archived)
# here lies the body of mary lee
died at the age of a hundred and three
For fifteen years she kept her virginity
not a bad record for this vicinity
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:10, archived)
# front's bow, back's stern
if you don't get it right squirt, i throw your ass outta that little round window on the side!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:13, archived)
# *crushes polystyrene cup*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:22, archived)
# marlin? stingray? bit through this piano wire?
don't you tell me my business again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Not like going down the pond, chasin' bluegills and tommycods..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:27, archived)
# porkers?
you talkin' about porkers, mr. hooper?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:28, archived)
# You can get this little needle through his skin?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:31, archived)
# YOU GOT ANY BETTER SUGGESTIONS??
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:32, archived)
# you might want to let that breath..
nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:47, archived)
# This is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:53, archived)
# hahaha!
bloody wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:54, archived)
# ok I have no frame of reference here
why foxes? and no bridge?

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:56, archived)
# urban fox attacked 2 babies in london
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:00, archived)
# I was thinking mighty boosh and crack fox
still dont bother with the news anymore its all poo
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:09, archived)
# as soon as i saw it
the first thing that came to mind was when vince asked the crack fox what he'd been eating
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Dante the rascist badger -
top bloke. Nick the Tennis rat is ok too

apart from old gregg the hitcher, nabboo, colin the reaper, jurgen haaarbourmaster, and 300 others crack fox is my fave
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:15, archived)
# i find him a bit creepy
due to a fox-related nightmare.
tony harrison is definitely my favourite, but i love old gregg anbd would definitely do saboo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Saboo?
isn't he a wrestler?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 2:47, archived)
# Not you, naan bread!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:19, archived)
# do you love me?
are you playing your love games with me?
i just wanna know what to do
'cause i need your love a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:22, archived)
# You'll eat what Geoff eats!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:28, archived)
# 2 maggot bhunas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Wanna drink Bailleys from a shoe?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:32, archived)
# mmmm, creamy baileys
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:38, archived)
#
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/10251349.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:03, archived)
# mmm
dingo story all over again

funny i live in the country and never see foxes, altho i think they dress as vicars or something to hide
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:06, archived)
# You're not alone in that thought, Boff..
www.b3ta.com/board/10081129
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:11, archived)
#
This bit of that piece gave me the idea -

'Since the incident pest controllers set fox traps in the back garden of the house. A fox was discovered in one of the traps on Sunday night and was destroyed by a vet.'

Because there's only one fox in London afterall....
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:11, archived)
# The Tories will announce plans for an urban cull, swiftly followed by the overturning of the fox hunting ban..
*covers crystal ball*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:14, archived)
# You're out of your element, Donnie
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Fellows, let's be reasonable, huh?
This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed autopsy on a Fox... And I'm not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little boy spill out all over the patio.

/this image deserves every woo it's getting, and more :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:03, archived)
# poor alex kintner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:03, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:03, archived)
# The only thing a fox does is swim, eat and make baby foxes
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha:D
hahahahahaha:D
(herman:D, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:09, archived)
# this all forms of magical win.
:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Should already be FP
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Hahahah - excellent!!
nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:36, archived)
# PAWS!
this ain't no boating accident
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:40, archived)
# If only I'd used a fox instead of a kitten...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Class!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
cracking stuff
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)
# He he, brill.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Brilliant
Just brilliant!

This is going to be one of those 'I was there then' moments I feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Now this I like a lot!!!!
Ha ha ha


Edit: Why oh why is this not an FP... it's brilliant?!!!



(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 23:36, archived)
# This is the best image of 2010 so far.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:19, archived)