You should have made up a mushroom story and squeezed it in at the bottom.
Although there's not mushroom.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:53,
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*beats with a frog's hammer*
Oh, my mistake, it's a toad's tool.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:56,
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