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# mary had a little lamb
she couldn't stop it grunting
so mary took the lamb
and kicked its little cunt in.

mary had a little lamb
who had a sooty foot
into marys bread and jam
its sooty footy put

mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead
now mary eats the lamb
between 2 slices of bread
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# mary had a little lamb
whos name was mr flumhole
she had nowhere to store the thing
so she shoved it in her local free ads paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
Her Uncle like to rape it
And when its little anus burst
He had to gaffer tape it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
The doctor was surprised
and when Old MacDonald had a farm
He couldn't believe his eyes....
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:06, archived)
# mary had a little lamb
she named it after bambam
hanna barbera sued her ass
which isn't fair because her donkey had nothing to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
# mary had a little lamb
with a disturbing psycho grin
it killed her with its nasty hooves
and wrapped itself in her skin
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:44, archived)
# mary had a little lamb
it really was quite ace
it could breakdance to almost any tune
and spin round on its face
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:45, archived)
# mary had a little cat
she dressed it as a doggy
when it won first prize at crufts
she revealed it was actually a moggy!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
she took it to a weddin
she pinned it up against a wall
and smashed its fuckin head in
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a bear.
I often saw her little lamb,
but never saw her bare...
(Mr._Pickles, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
The midwife was treated for shock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:55, archived)