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# not bad
i've got a huge dog snoring in my kitchen!
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:31, archived)
# How huge is this huge dog?
And I hope you have a mop ready for the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:33, archived)
# japanese akita-pointer cross
his head is level with my ribs. he's totally house-trained, he never messes indoors.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:35, archived)
# He won't have much choice if he's locked in the kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:36, archived)
# he's not locked in
he's asleep in his basket. i took him for a wee at about 10
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:38, archived)
# His head is level with your ribs?
Akita only stand at 2 and a half feet maximum. How tall are you? 4 foot?
Or is it crossed with a great dane or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:41, archived)
# i'm 5ft 3
he's crossed with a german pointer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Sure it's not actually a pony or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:18, archived)
# quite sure
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:35, archived)
# oh im having a wonderful day
just got my mums coat back off the ex (after what gee 3 months?) and then her mum came around screaming and shouting, threatening to call the police - i told her to go ahead as i'd done nothing wrong - yadda yadda yadda
"you don't take back a gift" - my reply to that was...
"its a token of love, she doesnt love me anymore i want it back" i even offered to phone the police for her.... how pathetic is this family? seriously?
I don't want her back, I just want my mums £200 jacket back! I slammed the door in her face - my mum came out n had a word with her n cooled her down, explaining that i only LENT her the coat... as it was my mothers to start off with
edit : oh and it was 1 year ago that we met today also... first and last time i'll be talking to that waste of space!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:36, archived)
# i'd say get a restraining order
but then she'll use that to say you're a paranoid psycho. some women are just crazy bitches.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:40, archived)
# i really dont care anymore
she doesnt have anything of mine to remind her of me, except all the junk she bought me.... and i have nothing to get back from her so I can stop thinking about her for good now!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:43, archived)
# yay!
go out, get shitfaced and have some good old-fashioned casual sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:44, archived)
# believe it or not...
i've done the shitfaced bit already... as for casual sex... theres more to life than sex... unless any (single ladies) are offering? wahey! :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:48, archived)
# tell them you feel vulnerable
they'll be falling over themselves to bag the sensitive bloke!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Starting from... NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:48, archived)
# well since this morning when I realised how unhappy she made me when i looked back over the year
i mean for crying out loud i'm on antidepressants!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:49, archived)
# As was said to me the other night:
"Chin up, rainbow warrior"
It sounds like you're better off without her, and her batshit mental mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:52, archived)
# yeah chin up, don't get blown up by French spies
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:10, archived)
# is it too late to kick her in the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:42, archived)
# i span my wheels n threw gravel at her, that'll do
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:44, archived)
# you'll sure have a stunt if you go for the punt
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O--uGzo34N4
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:09, archived)