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# Just rinse it off and replace the batteries.
BEN HELP PLOS. I'm expected to write two emails voluminous in content, and ideally good content. I have not slept and I have nothing to say. How do I progress from here?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Drink
Edit tomorrow while sober. This tactic got me through writing a PhD thesis.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# I have a weak solution of lime and water. Is this lime/water instance of drink able to suffice?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:16, archived)
# It will if you leave it in the sun for a couple of weeks
Otherwise no. Add vodka.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:21, archived)
# I only have Vodkat.
It was cheap. Also it is kat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Is it 40% alcohol?
If so, use it. Vodkat, lime and water. Mmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Well - my old tip of looking at dictionary.com's word of the day and working that into the first sentence still applies, of course
Beyond that I suggest googling "filetype:pdf" (nobody makes a pdf unless they're proud of what they've written) and just copy and paste chunks of a few of them. Swap a few nouns. Augment a few verbs. Liberal smattering of exclamation marks. Send.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:16, archived)
# No that's too convoluted. I need a quick fix which'll earn me points and save me time.
Go go go.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Okay do bullet points of what you want to say then add some little words such that the bullet points unbulletted and joined together make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Do it for me. I pre-emptively thank you for your contribution.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:22, archived)
# TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
I, Ttssamttsr, write to you this fine morn in the hope of discussing upon a subject which causes me great consternation. The verisimilitude of one's own perspective is called into question by the incessant dissent which you have shown, and it gives me no great pleasure to challenge you to a duel, whereupon your voluminous rhetroic will not counter the inherent frailties in your legs. Which I will kick.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)
# THE SUFFICIENTUDE OF THE WORDATION YOU HAVE BE-PENNED ONTO THE INTERNET IS APT FOR USEAGE IN MY ENDEAVOUR TO SENDIFY A GOODULATIOUS EMAIL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:36, archived)
# I wish you goodulatious luck.
Godspeed.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)