
BEN HELP PLOS. I'm expected to write two emails voluminous in content, and ideally good content. I have not slept and I have nothing to say. How do I progress from here?
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Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:12,
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Edit tomorrow while sober. This tactic got me through writing a PhD thesis.
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Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:14,
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Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:16,
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Otherwise no. Add vodka.
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Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:21,
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If so, use it. Vodkat, lime and water. Mmmmm.
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Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:24,
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Beyond that I suggest googling "filetype:pdf" (nobody makes a pdf unless they're proud of what they've written) and just copy and paste chunks of a few of them. Swap a few nouns. Augment a few verbs. Liberal smattering of exclamation marks. Send.
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Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:16,
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Go go go.
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Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:19,
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Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:22,
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I, Ttssamttsr, write to you this fine morn in the hope of discussing upon a subject which causes me great consternation. The verisimilitude of one's own perspective is called into question by the incessant dissent which you have shown, and it gives me no great pleasure to challenge you to a duel, whereupon your voluminous rhetroic will not counter the inherent frailties in your legs. Which I will kick.
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Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:30,
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