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# awwww....
I have to ask, did he have a stroke?
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:05, archived)
# It's a mystery really.
The one side of the his face is paralyzed and his skull misshapen, he has no teeth, REALLY bad breath and half a tail.
And he's 17, God knows how.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Had a cat who miraculously kept alive til age 18½
A truck, some nasty kidney disease, half an eardrum gone in some disease I don't know the name of in engRish... In the end died quietly. Super cats.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Many, I would imagine,
being as he is a cat, and all.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:10, archived)
# are cats particularly renowned wankers then?

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:12, archived)
# They are in our street
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Do they have massive tits?

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:16, archived)
# The ones with massive tits are hoping to bag a cockatoo
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Sorry, that doesn't even make sense. Maybe it's time for me to go.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:18, archived)
# it made sense to me...

(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:21, archived)
# That's scarcely a comfort, tbh.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:23, archived)
# After I typed it, I noticed the pun, but was never intended to be....
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Shit
I really should have picked that one up.
Bah, need booze.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:23, archived)