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# LOL AND THEY KEEP HONKING DER HORNS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:20, archived)
# LOL I HOPE THERE ISN'T A FIRE IN THE STADIUM AND NOBODY CAN HEAR THE ALARM OVER THE HORNS
Actually that would be pretty cool
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:20, archived)
# HHHOOOOOONNNKK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Who are you?
Goosepan?
LOL GEDDIT? GOOSEPAN.
GOOSE.
GOOSES GO HONK.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:34, archived)
# fert
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:42, archived)
# I don't get the joke.
I googled it and I don't get the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:42, archived)
# geese only want to dance and fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
# i was reading a blog that said to use a crock pot but i dont have one. is there another way to do this??
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Too many dicks in your arse makes you forget what your poo is for
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# I had an argument with the power company about how much my bill was, and I completely lost the argument by saying that I had a poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)
# doing a poo costs about $12 per day when doing a wee is only a few cents.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:57, archived)
# STEVEN POOFLOATER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:58, archived)
#
www.wikihow.com/Save-Water-With-a-Pee-Bottle
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Man, one time I was in hospital and I needed a pee bottle. It was awesome.
The only reason I didn't get one for home is that I haven't given up on life.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Real men have an office-pee-bottle.
Are you not real men?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)
# If you still sold wine, I'd make a joke about the wine you sell being piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)
# I work for a different wine company now.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:02, archived)
# You wine is pissy and your customers don't mention it because they're sad and unfulfilled.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)
# I'm sorry. I hate it when we fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)
# They buy the wine because they're sad and unfulfilled. They don't mention it because we sack them as customers.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:04, archived)
# I work on a commode.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Seriously though, the day I decide that I'm not going to do anything else with my life
there will be bottles of cold piss ALL OVER THE HOUSE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)
# What's a google?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# The extra width means it's broader, width-ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:05, archived)
# It doesn't have the ridge at the side like you see on a lot of trendles
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Most people have upgraded from trendles now
but I think the extra width makes it bulky and clumsy to use.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:12, archived)
# but it doesn't have the ridge at the side
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:13, archived)
# The ridge helps with grip. The smooth version is too slippery.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Let me know when this conversation turns into cyber-sex.
Thanks in advance.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:15, archived)
# I had a great idea for a film that was about movie director cyberstalking.
It was called Michael Bay/s/l.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:18, archived)
# It's supposed to be slippery.
I mean seriously, think about what you're doing with a normal trendle. Why would you choose a wider one? Why do I have to explain this to so many people?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:16, archived)
# The old one is the more versitile.
And, frankly, I'm comfortable with what I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:23, archived)