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# Microsoft's E3 conference was the fail of all fails
Konami's was bad but it redeemed itself for hilarity

Woo for the pic!
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:48, archived)
# I love how everyone had to stand up for it to work
Makes driving games incredibly comfortable and logical :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:51, archived)
# I'll be interested to see how that works
you can't really accelerate in any way without a controller, so how are they going to implement it?
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:35, archived)
# perhaps it detects how engorged your cock is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:39, archived)
# maybe it measures how tall you are and that is the stop position
so to go faster you crouch :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Oh god that would be horribly awkward :O
To see a group of people turbo-squatting in a lounge would be quite the sight to behold!
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Although I suppose it's better than seeing them turbo-squitting
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# hahahahahaha
expect Turbo Squatting to be available on the XBox Live network thing by Christmas :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:46, archived)