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# hopefully not over everyone's head (if it is jump higher)

for those ris'ing 'Kinect' is the state of the art new controller for XBox, that isn't
the same as the game 'Kinetic' that Sony released for the Eyetoy in 2005 at all.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au4d5anfjnA
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:39, archived)
# I wouldn't want that thing on my Tv
It's got EYES!
I keep thinking it's going to start singing 'Daisy Daisy'
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:40, archived)
# It's watching you walk around in your underwear
and sending the footage back to Microsoft.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Oh, I let the whole street see that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Kevin Butler doesn't like it..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:44, archived)
# Kevin Butler is genius
His E3 speech was good too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:46, archived)
# I wish they'd run more of his ads over here
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:49, archived)
# He was proper funny
"You, you look like you could do with a coke"

Completely pissed on the coke branding speech that had gone before. Even though it was scripted, it was really well acted.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:03, archived)
# he's a god :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:11, archived)
# It may not have had a lot to start with but... Why is video gaming losing its dignity?
What's wrong with just sitting, standing, curling up in a bean bag while using a gamepad.

If I wanted to fling myself around my front room like a possessed go-go dancer on fire, I would by a "THE BEST OF RUSSIAN DISCO" album.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:45, archived)
# I was thinking the same thing
I'm a slightly overweight dobbler with me Xbox360 connected up to a telly with 5 foot of living room space available; if they think I'm going to be bouncing around like a flid on rollerskates just to play minesweep they got another thing coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:47, archived)
# You can get Minesweeper for the 360?
what next - motion-controlled Excel?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
# In russia saturday night fever gets you
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:53, archived)
# ooh - I'd love a Best Of Russian Disco album
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Microsoft's E3 conference was the fail of all fails
Konami's was bad but it redeemed itself for hilarity

Woo for the pic!
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:48, archived)
# I love how everyone had to stand up for it to work
Makes driving games incredibly comfortable and logical :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:51, archived)
# I'll be interested to see how that works
you can't really accelerate in any way without a controller, so how are they going to implement it?
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:35, archived)
# perhaps it detects how engorged your cock is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:39, archived)
# maybe it measures how tall you are and that is the stop position
so to go faster you crouch :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Oh god that would be horribly awkward :O
To see a group of people turbo-squatting in a lounge would be quite the sight to behold!
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Although I suppose it's better than seeing them turbo-squitting
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# hahahahahaha
expect Turbo Squatting to be available on the XBox Live network thing by Christmas :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:46, archived)
# What I don't get with this is, how do you pause the f*kin games?!
"XBOX - PAUSE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:03, archived)
# yes, voice control to make you sound like an utter wanker is included
although the dog farting may well unpause the game
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:05, archived)
# Send her out to the shops then
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:05, archived)
# It would be good if you can reprogram it though
*puts on bestest JeanLuc Picard impression*

ENGAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:08, archived)
# just wait for them to bring out the PC version. Photoshop via motion control sounds like a laugh.
or using word - "typing" out documents using semaphore
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Some fun can be had with this
i.e. your brother/sister/friend/(insert other person here) is playing a game, you walk in an say 'xbox shutdown or xbox-off' and fuck up their game

Kinect doesn't distinguish between voices, it only recognises words.
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:37, archived)
# hahahaha!
when are we going to see the first american to take legal action against Microsoft after one of them breaks a tv or falls over using this thing?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:24, archived)
# I would imagine they'd need some fairly careful and extensive wording in the instruction manual
covering everything from punching your mate in the face, to a 20 stone bloke falling through the ceiling of the flat below after trying to jump through imaginary hoops.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)
# I think the only way would be not to sell it in america ;D
What I fear is that within the next few years, that sort of "I'm too fucking stupid to use this safely, but I'll sue you anyway" culture is really going to take off over here...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Its already here i'm afraid :(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:39, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I should have become a solicitor.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:49, archived)
# So it's an MS version of Sony's EyeToy?
I'm sure the wife will like it.
(Rogue Sausage, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
# pretty much
Or a Wii without the controllers to shake
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)